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Grey’s Anatomy Episode 1101 Recap: Just the Gay Parts, Plz.

Grey’s Anatomy Episode 1101 Recap: Just the Gay Parts, Plz.

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This is the first recap of the gay parts of the eleventh season of Grey’s Anatomy, aka Shonda Rhimes Night: Act One.

Six full minutes. That’s how long I waited for Callie and Arizona to show up on screen. It’s unacceptable. Let’s cut everyone else out of this show and turn it into their lady-loving telenovela and be done with it. I mean, I love Grey’s Anatomy, but could we at least get an old fashioned spin-off called ‘Lez Practice: Callie and Arizona’ or something?

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Gotham Episode 101 Recap: Less Batman, More Lesbians

Gotham Episode 101 Recap: Less Batman, More Lesbians

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New series Gotham is Fox’s brightest star and biggest hope for the season. With the fervor surrounding Monday’s premiere, I think the excitement is holding.

DC comic’s iconic Batman stories are well-known. Gothamrecounts the early days of Batman’s childhood, directly following his parents’ death. It’s a dark and moody modern take on the character, and its steampunk cityscapes do create a beautiful backdrop with a surreal quality not often seen in network television. And it’s always fun to hear an origin story, even if it’s basically in the form of Batman: The Beginning-ing. In this case you’ll certainly be introduced to nearly all of Batman’s foes way back when, whether they are also children or already grown, which turns the whole show into a guessing game where the prize is smiling knowingly at your TV whenever you identify a villain.

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Transparent Episode 101 Recap: The Family That Eats Ribs Together

Transparent Episode 101 Recap: The Family That Eats Ribs Together

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Hello and welcome to the very first episode of Transparent, the new Amazon exclusive show that we’ve been talking about since February. It features a family with adult children whose parent comes out as a trans woman, and have A Lot of Feelings. Maura, the trans woman and parent referenced in the title, is played by a cis man, Jeffrey Tambor, which is not ideal for many reasons but is, I guess, the world we live in. To be clear, Maura isn’t out to her family as a trans woman for much of this episode, but we’ll refer to her as Maura and with she/her pronouns.

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Faking It Episode 201 Recap: It Wasn’t A Phase, Mother

Faking It Episode 201 Recap: It Wasn’t A Phase, Mother

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Welcome to the first recap of the second season of Faking It, a delightful and horrifying television program from the network that brought you Trailer Fabulous. Last night while I was celebrating my 33rd birthday (by hitting up the wax museum and eating things near water with my girlfriend, obvs), this show was re-birthed into our lives like a misandrist baby soaked in blood and placenta.

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“Words With Girls” Episode One Recap: Pilot This Pilot Into Your Heart This Minute

“Words With Girls” Episode One Recap: Pilot This Pilot Into Your Heart This Minute

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Welcome to the review and recap of what will hopefully be the first season of Words With Girls, a show created by our very own Brittani Nichols and brought to us here today by ColorCreative.tv, an initiative founded by Issa Rae and Deniese Davisto increase opportunities for women and minority TV writers in a white and male-dominated industry. The premiere of the pilot, which you can watch right now along with two other pilots on Color Creative TV, is a pretty big deal for all of us. The Words With Girls series premiered and was hosted by Autostraddle and we’re just super excited for Brittani! You can read her Comedy Crush interview about how it all went down here, go watch the pilot and then come right back here to talk about it.

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Orange Is The New Black 209 Recap: Later, Sobriety!

Orange Is The New Black 209 Recap: Later, Sobriety!

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Welcome back my friends to the recaps that never end! In this episode of Orange Is The Season 2 Has Been Out For Three Months Whoops Whoops Whoops, Piper gets to leave Litchfield for 48 hours! Woo!!! Let’s see if it’s everything she hoped for:

Piper, Piper, hey, you're looking a little dead in the eyes there.

Sorry, Cal, it’s just so much bending, so much coughing.

After a reminder to visit Red’s shop and pretty awesome…

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Okay Wow Let’s Process “The Fosters” Right Now

Okay Wow Let’s Process “The Fosters” Right Now

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Anyone else walk out of the last 10 seconds of the mid-season finale of The Fosters last night? Just me? I literally screamed, “No! No! No!” at the TV and stormed out to the kitchen and then I came back in and wailed, “Whhhhhhyyyyyyyy?!” because this was apparently the worst thing that happened to me all day. But we’ll get to that later…

If you have been watching Season 2 of The Fosters, you know…

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Pretty Little Liars Episode 505 Recap: The 100th Episode Was The Actual Worst

Pretty Little Liars Episode 505 Recap: The 100th Episode Was The Actual Worst

It’s the 100th episode and guess what:

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You’re damn right they did!

This show has gotten me so frustrated that after finishing the episode, I threw up my hands and said, “Fuck this show!” Once upon a time, this Tuesday night television-watching ritual was spent with my sister painting our nails, drooling over the Liars’ gorgeous hair and beautiful clothes and generally femme-ing the fuck out.…

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Pretty Little Liars Recap 504: The Cause of Death is Murder, Duh

Pretty Little Liars Recap 504: The Cause of Death is Murder, Duh

Why hello there and welcome to a wholesome hour of lying and revenge. Let’s get to it, shall we?

We start off in some kind of book fair at Rosewood High, where dead students donate all of their books to creep out the alive students still around.

These are called books, Aria. You open them and they have words and stuff.

These are called books, Aria. You open them and they have words and stuff.

Just kidding. Maybe? Aria and Hanna are discussing Hanna’s new hair, which…

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Pretty Little Liars Recap 503: Coincidences Happen

Pretty Little Liars Recap 503: Coincidences Happen

Why hello there and welcome to the hour a week we suspend disbelief and go on a campy little ride through a town in Pennsylvania where no one ever tells the truth or wears a coat! Let’s jump right in, shall we?

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Ali is feelin’ the feels.

Ali has been unable to get out of bed since she found out her mother is dead. She needs some intense self-care. I’d recommend journaling but you know that shit…

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Orphan Black Episode 210 Recap : “By Means Which Have Never Yet Been Tried”

Orphan Black Episode 210 Recap : “By Means Which Have Never Yet Been Tried”

Hey Sestras! Welcome to the recap of the season finale of Orphan Black, the show that just succeeded in mashing my mind grapes into brain wine.

We open with scenes of Sarah being stripped down and examined in a dark room. She is barraged with personal questions, from when she started menstruating to when she lost her virginity.

When did I lose my virginity? Ask your mom.

When did I lose my virginity? Ask your mom.

While she is being poked…

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Pretty Little Liars 502 Recap: Stuck Out Here On Planet Alison

Pretty Little Liars 502 Recap: Stuck Out Here On Planet Alison

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Welcome back to Pretty Little Liars, Season 5, The One Where Ali Is Back. Good news: we totally killed A last week and the show’s over! You can all leave now, nothing to see here.

Wait, nah, let’s stretch this out a little more with an entire season of MOOOOOORE LIES.

“Well, this isn’t called the Pretty Little Tell-The-Truthers,” I said to my sister, mentally patting myself on the back for my own…

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The Fosters Episode 201 Recap: Things Unknown

The Fosters Episode 201 Recap: Things Unknown

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We anxiously await the answers to many questions this season of The Fosters. Will Brandon be able to play piano again? Will Callie ever be adopted or will she screw it all up by tickling Brandon’s ivories? How is Lena handling pregnancy? Will ABC Family show us dry heaving, extreme mood swings and inopportune gaseousness or will Lena run half-marathons with her perfectly formed bump…

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Orphan Black Episode 209 Recap: “Things Which Have Never Yet Been Don”

Orphan Black Episode 209 Recap: “Things Which Have Never Yet Been Don”

Hey Clone Stars! Welcome to the recap of the ninth episode of the second season of Orphan Black, the show where dead body disposal is the ultimate aphrodisiac for suburban parents!

This is the penultimate episode of the season, and boy is this show firing on all fucking cylinders.

JUST queefed

JUST queefed

We open with Alison and Donnie in their garage, wearing matching rubber gloves. Alison has cleaned…

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Orphan Black Episode 208 Recap: “Variable and Full of Perturbation”

Orphan Black Episode 208 Recap: “Variable and Full of Perturbation”

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Hey Clone Rangers! Welcome to the recap of the eighth episode of season two of Orphan Black, the only show that rivals RuPaul’s Drag Race in terms of wig budget.

We open with a white van speeding through the streets before it pulls into a garage. A bald guy named Sammy is helped out of the car by a bearded bandit named Tony. Sammy’s been shot, and his dying words to Tony are that he needs to find…

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