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Welcome to the first installment of Star Trek N00b! I have never watched a Star Trek episode all…
American Horror Story Episode 308 Recap: The Sacred Faking
Welcome to the eighth episode of American Horror Story, which made me laugh so hard I died and had…
Once Upon A Time 409: Gay-Ass Mommy Issues
If last episode was all about daddy issues, OUAT wanted to keep it equal opportunity and make this…
American Horror Story: The One With The Zombie Threesome
Welcome to the seventh episode of American Horror Story, featuring an award-winning musical score…
Once Upon A Time Episode 308 Recap: Magical Daddy Issues
This week on the True Adventures of Drawn-Out Plotlines Gone Far Too Wrong, oh, what a tangled…
American Horror Story 306 Recap: Fond Memories of the Jazz Age
Welcome to the sixth episode of American Horror Story, where I come face to face with my greatest…
Glee Episode 505 Recap: The End of Twerk Should Really Be The End Of Will Schuster’s Career
Welcome to the fifth episode of the fifth season of Glee, a dramatic television show about fourteen…
Super Special Double Feature “Once Upon A Time” Episodes 306 and 307 Recap: Part of Your Healthy Uterine World
This is a super special double feature edition of the OUAT recaps because first I had an infection…
American Horror Story 305 Recap: Burn, Witch, Burn
Welcome to the fifth episode of American Horror Story, the show that never met a horror trope it…
American Horror Story 304 Recap: Fearful Pranks Ensue
Welcome to the fourth episode of American Horror Story, the show that teaches us that even creepy…
Once Upon A Time 305 Recap: The One Where They Destroy The Notion of “Traditional Family Structures”
You have no idea how excited I am to be your Autostraddle OUAT recapper. NO IDEA. Do you know the…
Pretty Little Liars Halloween Recap: Grave New World That Has Such Lesbians In It
Welcome to the annual Pretty Little Liars Halloween Spooktacularepisode!! Well it’s sort of a…
American Horror Story 303 Recap: The Replacements
Welcome to the third episode of American Horror Story, the show for all your minotaur sexin’ needs!