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The episode opens with Ed the Probation Officer meeting with Stef and Lena in the back yard while…
Lost Girl Episode 403: Lauren and Betty McRae Bang Bang Bang
Welcome to the third episode of Lost Girl! People finally have a lead on Bo, so everyone can stop…
American Horror Story 312 Recap: Go To Hell
Welcome to the penultimate episode of American Horror Story, the show that hits you in the face…
Pretty Little Liars Episode 416 Recap: Closeted Encounters
Congrats! You’ve made it to the sixteenth episode of the fourth season of the most ridiculously…
Flowers In The Attic Movie Recap: What the F*ck
Hey Paper Dandelions! I watched Flowers in the Atticlast weekend, because I make excellent life…
Lost Girl Episode 402: This Not So Amazing Race
Welcome to the second episode of Lost Girl! Last time we discovered that Lauren has awful hair,…
Star Trek N00b, Episode 7: Mudd’s Women (That Horrible Human Trafficking Episode)
*Trigger Warnings: Immense show stupidity, rampant sexism. Trivialized human trafficking.*
Wow,…
Pretty Little Liars 415: Love Shackin’ Up
Welcome to the fifteenth episode of the fourth season of Pretty Little Liars, a show that’s all…
Couples Therapy 402: Grand Central Meltdown Station
This week on a show that makes my owntherapist worried about me, Ghost is little more than a thin…
Lost Girl Episode 401 Recap: Everything’s Coming Up Kenzi
Welcome to the first episode of the fourth season of Lost Girl, that show about boobs, the…
Star Trek N00b, Episode 6: The Enemy Within (Poor Frozen Sulu)
In this episode Sulu freezes his ass off while Kirk gets emotional, drinks, and performs…
American Horror Story 310 Recap: The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks
Welcome to the tenth episode of American Horror Story, the show that got Stevie Fucking Nicks to…
Pretty Little Liars Recap 414: Who’s Inside That Girl’s Box?
Is there anything on the planet more exciting than the season premiere of Pretty Little Liars?!…
Star Trek N00b, Episode 2: The Man Trap (Oh My!)
Growing up, I had never watched a Star Trek episode all the way through. My family members weren’t…
Once Upon A Time 310: This Doesn’t Even Make Sense Anymore
Hooboy, this was a real steaming pile of garbage episode, huh? The title of this episode is “The…