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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I’m afraid that if I ever meet anyone I’m compatible with they’ll be put off by my lack of relationship history. What can I do?

go out tonight and get a girlfriend, and then break up with her next week, and then get another girlfriend, etc., etc. for the next six months, until you have a “relationship history” of like, at least 23 girlfriends. then you’ll be a star and all the girls will want to fingerblast you, guaranteed.

also, drink a lot of guava juice.

xo

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Did you even find eight honest things about the suburbs?

i was actually thinking about this a couple of months ago and feeling really down about the whole thing, because i think i didn’t know why adults chose the suburbs. i mean i think i was looking at the world through poop-colored lenses that summer. i still hate the burbs, but i don’t feel so sorry or above the people who chose to live here. you know? and i still feel like it’s the most contrived form of living, but maybe not any more contrived than just living at all. because in phoenix it feels especially oppressive and illogical – it’s a desert. we’re not even supposed to be here! but then also it can feel like that anywhere. i mean you could say that about anywhere.

and yet here we all are.

i don’t know, i think maybe the 8 honest things about the suburbs are the 7 days a week we live here and the 1 time we get the fuck out.

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