Just leave it alone. I’m sure it looks lovely just the way it is. Or get one of those razors with the electric “private area trimmer” on the back.
you are using me for your personal gain.
i’m ok with it.
Wear whatever outfit you own that you think makes you look the hottest. Because there are going to be a lot of girls there. And you want to look good. Like real good.
go to the gym. unless you are at my gym, there will be lots of hot and queery people. i know this because i have been to other gyms and they are just packed with sexy queermos. if you don’t know what the eff you’re supposed to be doing at the gym, even better! now you have a reason to go talk to someone. if that doesn’t work, you can go home feeling like a content badass knowing that you lifted heavy shit and successfully talked to a girl. baby steps.
Can we be best friends? Maybe we should date and get married because I’m getting concerned about when I’m going to have time to do that thing.
I once asked my mom what it was like wearing all the cool fashions in the 60是，70s and 80s and she said to me “Lizzie, the truth is that my entire life I and everyone around me have pretty much worn jeans and a T-shirt.” So basically don’t worry about it if you can’t commit to crazy styles.
But sometimes you have to just know you look awesome, not silly, and force yourself out the door.
Your brother’s graduation is about him so you might not want to draw attention away from him by wearing anything too showy. Also graduations are usually held outside in the burning hot sun. I would suggest a somewhat neutral but cute and LIGHTWEIGHT cotton day dress.
aw, they’re tinkerbell’s favorite things too! and that girl from the sound of music or whatever
You don’t hint. You say, “Babe can you please trim your nails? They’re killing me”
if someone sent me
a haiku on a napkin
i would “eeeee!” so much.
Hello Girl! OHMYGOSH YES PLEASE. It’s not a mail-order dating service; it’s a project for likeminded creatures who want to get fun in their mailbox. I just want everyone to have a pen pal and feel the love.
maybe have them take their clothes off and roll around with you on the floor while kissing
make a hannah hart shrine
and just hang out at the shrine a lot
maybe light some candles
