Where does the name sexual croce originate from?
brandy howard, obvs
if you ever don’t know the answer to a question, i want you to answer it like this:
a) brandy howard, obvs
b) because of brandy howard
i’m being serious
where is the real l word parody?!?!?
OMG YOU HAVE TO ASK ALEX BECAUSE SHE LIVES WITH SARAH CROCE WHO IS EDITING THE VIDEO YOU GUYS I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS PROJECT AT ALL, NOT ONE BIT, NOTHING, I AM MERELY THE HOST OF THE PARTY
what did you major in college in order to become a tech writer?
i majored in psychology in order to become a clinical psychologist and then i accidentally became a writer
oops
You have to tell me, were you at Fantasy Friday in LA (just now), because I was eye gawking, for the lack of the other word, at Team A and a chick who looked just like you by the DJ booth! You’re all hot by the by the way! I was too nervous to approach.
i’m not sure that I would be at a thing called Fantasy Friday, but i’ll try anything twice
hello! some of your answers are really funny, like the birkin/merkin one. also I’m anxiously awaiting whatever youre writing about swimwear
Thank you! And they said being overly inappropriate and loud would never pay off.
In the meantime enjoy this!
http://www.autostraddle.com/autostraddles-swimsuit-issue-47315/
Wait. So you are going to med school, you work in a lab, and you speak Chinese? Are you my soul mate?
That’s what everyone says until they leave for me an MIT phd student who speaks Czech. (This is a true story)
you may have said you’re not a makeup expert but any tips on how to cover up/lessen gross-looking-ness of the mosquito bites all up n down my arms that I scratch into a red bumpy mess? I’m concerned I look skeevy and/or diseased
I would just leave them. I doubt you look as gross as you think you do and they’ll heal better without makeup. Contact your doctor if they continue to look gross/not heal/seem infected.
Also re: fingernails. Put little bits of cotton in the tip of a latex/poly/nitrile glove. It’ll keep your lady safe, and your nails fresh.
True! This is totally a thing you can do!
Lizz, I think it’s so cute that you wrote “60是” Say something in Mandarin to me please? :D
Haha I accidentally turned my keyboard into Chinese mid sentence without realizing that. I have my macbook set with a shortcut.
对不起，我只说中文一点点。我在大学学了三年中文。还是，你的头发很漂亮，
You seem to be the girl to talk to about finger nails, so here goes. I like girls but I play guitar and have long (Like really long) nails on my right hand and short ones on my left. Any advise or stuff…?
You have two options:
1. Cut your nails and wear finger picks (http://www.amazon.com/PICKS-NATIONAL-FINGER-THUMB-BLUEGRASS/dp/B002R2IUEW/ref=sr_1_2?s=musical-instruments&ie=UTF8&qid=1338526455&sr=1-2)
2. learn to please women with your left hand.
I’d love more of your fashion advice that’s applicable to people of different body types (ie find a blazer that fits at your shoulders). Way more helpful than ‘try jcrew’. I haven’t fit in anything at jcrew since I was 15.
Hmm I’ll take that in to consideration. I’ll try to branch out body-type more. I know I have a tendency to address trends more than fits.
I push J. Crew for three reasons. First, Jenna Lyons is a lesbian and I love her forever. Secondly, there’s actually a lot there for different body types. Their button-ups are great for busty women, the women’s blazers fit my broad shoulders, their menswear comes in narrow fit for bigger butch women and their boys stuff is great for little boi dykes. Also their swimsuits come in separates sized with cup sizes. Finally, a lot of people ask me how to dress nicer and while not everyone has access to a Nordstrom, Bloomindale’s or various fancy-pants boutiques, most malls have a J. Crew.
Also I like those long shorts they’re showing right now.