How do I stop myself from writing her a book, or singing her songs, or baking her a cake filled with feelings?
i do not know why you need to stop yourself from doing these things
I don’t know who to ask about the status on the whole penpals thing, so, I’m asking you. Is it still a thing? If so, when do we find out our pals?
it’s still a thing! there were like over 700 of you or something, and everyone is a snowflake and had specific things they did/didn’t want, so pairing everyone up has taken so much longer than poor laura expected.
the great news is that we just brought on a bunch of new interns and they’re just dying to be productive, so this will probably be handled in a relatively soonish fashion.
PENPALS4LYFE
I kind of have a sugar mama. She’s 7 years older, closeted, in a relationship with a man, and is a high profile politician. She buys me expensive perfume and makeup, I give her sex and keep quiet. Horrible, horrible idea? Or scandalously awesome?
i think this depends on where your heart sits. ‘take care’ does spring to mind but i bet you’ve already thought of that.
Facebook just informed me that my ex and the new girlfriend made a summer 2012 bucket list (!). in dumb stupid marker on dumb stupid construction paper. i’m now a pro at FB filtering.
yes but what’s your bucket list? what is yours, tell me that.
Did something happen to autostraddle groups? I’d been meaning to join some for a while and when I just went to do that I signed in and just got errors..
yeah we had to kill those so we could make something more user-friendly. like i’m sure there’s a horror film w/ the same storyline, but this will end better.
i once dated a girl in another city & it didn’t work out because of distance. And now another girl from that city messaged me on OKC. This is a bad idea, right?
some people would say no this is a fabulous idea just do it follow your heart and live free, little yolo bird, live free. but i say FUCK NO to long distance because i like hands on mine and faces up close and legs to sprawl across whenever i want and i want to see dishes in my sink that i didn’t put there myself and laundry in the dryer that isn’t mine but smells like me now, and i want keys in locks and falling asleep on the couch at 4am bc beds are for bitches and i want comfortable silences. i hate long distances.
Omg autostraddle app? Really? EXCITING!!!!
YES! if only oh if only you knew all the fantastic ideas swimming around in our skulls. we just need money! and more lentil wraps / time. it’s complicated. I LOVE U.
When you redesign the website, I think it could be neat if you could sort/search for members by name, location, etc.
yes! we added that functionality to the buddypress system… and it crashed in two days. this is why we need our site rebuilt and expert tech support, so we can do cool things like that.
ok this might be a stupid question but how do I get the forum on autostraddle to work?
this is a question we, too, have been unable to answer
i think “donate to the kickstarter campaign we plan to launch next week to build a functional website” is the best answer i can give you
My gf cheated on me with a guy while I was in the next room. She gave me a lot of “i still love you” and “i want us to be together in the future” even though she’s been seeing him for over 2 wks. All the mixed signals are making it hard to move on, tips?
i would get a really comfortable pair of shoes and a bottle of water and run for the hills