Eventually the hike was upon us. I was maybe two miles in, climbing a set of stairs that seemed to go on forever next to a waterfall that was making said stairs slippery. It was too fucking early, I was too fucking miserable, and everyone else seemed like they wanted to be there. I took a sip of Smart Water which I thought was disgusting but put into my Camelbak anyway because I’d been pestered to death about the ‘electrolytes’ and I thought, 'You know what? Fuck this. I’m going back.’ 'Why?’ they asked. Why, why, why. And that’s when I got to the second piece of the No puzzle. Why? Because I don’t fucking want to do this anymore.
This project, for me, was a grand opportunity to show that women in the adult industry are much more complex, capable, and knowledgeable than most people give us credit for. But mostly it’s about pussy power.
This week in important celebrity news, Evan Rachel Wood had her tonsils out and retweeted a lot of wise quotes from the Lion King. In my imagination where we hang out all the time, she’s all loopy on pain meds like Abbi in Broad City.
If you’re a human being who exists on the internet, you’ve probably seen a lot of people applauding Taylor Swift’s brave decision to face the Goliath that is Apple Music, threatening to pull her music from their service if Apple didn’t agree to pay royalties to artists during its three-month trial period. Apple Music conceded, and the bold and benevolent Taylor Swift saved the day for musicians everywhere – or so the legend goes. The real story goes much deeper than that.
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