Riese skin is sensitive and her hair doesn’t make sense. If you can relate, check out the beauty products she loves.
I want you to lead me through vanilla sex ramping up through some kind of kinkiness. Extreme kinkiness.
DeAnne Smith interviewed NSFW Editor Carolyn about lesbian sex. It was as great as you imagine.
L: The guy at the Meijer station wouldn’t sell me a lighter and I got really mad.
M: Did you throw pasta on his face?
L: No, I told him to fuck off.
M: You could get fired for that.
L: But I don’t have a job.
Did some naked housework today like that episode of Friends when Rachel was trying to get comfortable with her own body. “Check me out. I’m in my kitchen … naked. I’m picking up an orange; I’m naked! Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully!” Luckily, unlike Friends, Ross didn’t come over and ruin it.
Before you go to bed tonight, do something that will make tomorrow better for yourself. Do all the dishes in your sink! Put all the papers you’re going to need into your bag! Think of it like someone you care about a lot is staying with you as a guest and you want to leave something nice for them to find when they wake up.
