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Orange is the New Black 204: Let’s Talk About Lorna “Holy Sh*t” Morello

Okay, let’s do it. Let’s talk about Lorna “Holy Shit” Morello. Y’all thought she was a cutie with the voice of a cartoon animal and that whimsical childlike heart for which Nicky secretly harbored a deep love. When it comes to realistic relationships, though, let’s just say that Morello has a few too many circuits in her motherboard. For those of you who have never played whatever sport involves…

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Me, Piper Chapman, the Psych Ward, and the Incarcerated 2.2 Million

Having been institutionalized is not something I ever forget, exactly, but I tend to keep those memories on lockdown. It was Netflix that finally blasted them back out into the open – specifically, Orange is the New Black. Cue the theme song, cue the waterworks – I cried all the way through every episode of Season Two, tears pooling uncomfortably in my headphones.
It was the bathrooms, of all…

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Demi Lovato and the OITNB Cast Are So F*ckin’ Proud of You Queers This Sunday Funday

Happy Sunday Funday, perfectly sized slices of pie! You deserve a hunk of hunk of burnin’ happy queer notes from the recent past today. So here are the smatterings of this weekend’s happy (gay!) Internet!
Demi Lovato Really Liked LA Pride, In Case You Didn’t Know
Demi Lovato was Grand Marshal at Los Angeles Pride this year, but she Totally Didn’t Care.
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Orange is the New Black 203: Don’t Trust A Bitch With Funfetti

Orange is the New Black 303: Don’t Trust A Bitch With Funfetti

The Prodigal Daughter of White Trojan Horsery has returned to Litchfield, minus her bespectacled toxic popsicle and plus a newer harder attitude. What adventures await our little vanilla wafer? Time can only tell, inmating ritualists.
HAHA WHO CARES IT’S POUSSEY EVERYBODY
Enter Brooke Soso, the carbon copy of that one girl in your Women’s Studies class who wouldn’t shut up about that time she…

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25 Things to Do While You Wait for “Orange is the New Black” Season Three

Have you finished watching Orange is the New Black Season Two yet? Of course you have. Twice, probably. And you’ve watched all the interviews with the cast and read every news clip you can find that even obliquely references season three, but now you have eleven and a half months to wait and no new episodes to sustain you. Here’s how to kill time until the Litchfield crew returns.
1.Write…

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This Sunday Funday, Lea DeLaria and Hannah Hart Are Rockin’ Tuxedos

Extra, extra, read all about it: it’s Sunday Funday and every little thing is pretty freakin’ awesome.
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+ The Orange Is The New Black (and Orphan Black) cast(s) kicked ass and took names at the Critics Choice Awards Thursday.
+ Lea DeLaria is gonna change the world vis a vis Big Boo. You just watch. (She also has a crush on Natasha Lyonne because stars: they’re just…

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And Now, Every Character From “Orange Is The New Black” As They Appear On “Law And Order”

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away from Litchfield Penitentiary, there was a magical world called New York City in the 90s. People called actors lived there, and those people had a really hard time landing huge jobs in film, television or theatre that consistently paid them a lot of money. To supplement their income, or just to boost their careers, many actors took bit roles on a glorious…

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URGENT: OITNB’S Flaca Made Out With Kourtney Kardashian In a Lesbian Club Once

Breaking news from the ultra important international headquarters of quiltbaggery: Jackie Cruz, who plays Flaca on Orange is the New Black and is an absolute certified babe, is the same chick who made out with Kourtney Kardashianin a lesbian club after they took that weird art class together. If you didn’t watch Khloe and Kourtney totally taking Miami and you just don’t care, go ahead, exit this…

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Orange is the New Black 202: Thank Lesbian Jesus It’s Taystee’s Episode

Welcome back to the show you probably already binged last weekend but have been forced to never discuss by an army of coworkers and Facebook friends who can’t commit. Note: Yes, I have finished the entire season. By episode four, I was like, can’t stop, won’t stop, there is nothing you can do to prevent me from pressing ‘next episode.’ But because I love all of you like a giant homosexual family…

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4 Things Your Journal Has in Common With “Orange is the New Black”

In honor of the much-heralded return of Autostraddle’s favorite television show, allow me to share some ways in which your journal and Orange is the New Black are basically the same thing.
1. They are all the rage on Autostraddle.
I assume you all noticed that there was a time earlier this week when approximately 70% of items on the Autostraddle home page were related in some way, shape, or form…

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If You Were My Boo: 28 Things We’d Do On a Date With Samira Wiley

1. I would invite her to my home for a romantic string cheese & wine tasting.
2. We would go to the pub for trivia night. Then there would be a pizza.
3. I would succumb to muteness and just look at her for 25 minutes until she got uncomfortable and left.
4. We’d give scissoring another try.
5.I would take her to brunch at a cafe where we would both be hopelessly undecided between french toast…

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Laverne Cox Returns to “Katie”, Shows How to Do a “Teachable Moment” Right

Today Orange is the New Black star and transgender activist Laverne Cox returned to Katie, the daytime talk show hosted by Katie Couric, for the first time since her infamous January appearance where she and transgender model and activist Carmen Carrerahad to put up with a barrage of questions about what surgeries they had had and what their genitals were like. Cox and Carrera were able to turn…

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Oh My F*cking God It’s “Orange is the New Black” With Cats

Perhaps the only experience more amazing, addictive, and strangely emotional than watching the entirety of Orange Is The New Black Season 2 in 48 hours is watching a bunch of cats reinvent the entire premise in under two minutes. I honestly think that in watching this I both expanded my ability to love and learned to appreciate the unique contributions of cats to the world (but don’t tell Eli). Plus, even better than that are how great Alex’s glasses look on everyone.

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It’s Sunday Funday and Hannah Hart and Joan Rivers Are Getting Married in Wisconsin

It’s Sunday! That means I’m sleeping in from yesterday’s pride parade (this shit really wipes you out, you know?) and that a tremendous bout of good gay news is in the forecast for you. Happy Sunday Funday, cowbois.
(The Spirit of) Marriage Equality Comes to Wisconsin (For Now)
A federal judge struck down a 2006 ban on gay marriage in Wisconsin Friday, which leaves folks in murky celebratory…

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An Orange is the New Black Dinner Party to Make Red Proud

You’ve already got your ten thousand closest friends over, and you’ve got a drink or five in hand. But you’re starting to get a little peckish halfway through the season. What’s to be done? Don’t worry, we’ve got a dinner party all planned. Grab a seat and dig in!
Pornstache Pea and Mint Soup
When I was first coming up with recipes, I joked that I would do a Pornstache Pea Soup, remembering…

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