I like to tell people, and now you, that making friends in adulthood needs reframing. Instead of talking about how hard it is, we should instead talk about how this is an opportunity to be free from proximity defining friendships.
Ali’s here to help you make friends as a queer adult. And she’s super excited about it.
Hey, I bet you’ve been thinking about how nice it would be to have more feelings. Right? Like maybe your full range of human emotion has felt a little flat lately — vacillating between hungry, bored, content, and mildly irritated. You’re in luck.
We have heard of a number of attempts to go down on a lover underwater, but apparently few women possess the breath-holding capacity to take their lover all the way to orgasm. Besides, some women become so intent on their pleasure and their desire to come that they may grab their lover’s head and hold it there until the crucial moment. Drowning your lover is not fair game.
