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Of course I’ve heard of Smith! Are you fucking kidding me? Every lesbian has heard of Smith. It’s fucking Lesbian Hogwarts. God. They’re all there, with their hair always on point, studying sociology, and the leaves are yellow and filtering sunlight through them because it’s always autumn there because autumn is beautiful and the whole continent has conspired to make that place beautiful and lovely and gay. Gay as fuck. It’s so gay there, even the straight girls are gay. It’s just all beautiful lesbians with nice coats. Do you know, you could be ugly as fuck, but if you have a nice coat no one will even notice? Well it doesn’t even matter, because they’re already beautiful-
Me (Blaze)