“You might remember Elyse from her "America’s Next Top Model” days when the pixie-coiffed looker spent more time talking books than making friends. Today, Elyse is a top-notch model in Asia—a gig that’s lent her blog a ton of Lost In Translation-type stories as well as some of the most hilarious Engrish products we’ve seen stateside.“  (Refinery 29)