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I live in a small southern town. Im having the hardest time finding all the beautiful lesbian ladys around Ole Miss Uni.. Any advice on how to pull them out of the word work. I know i’m rather heavy, but what am I doing wrong to get so many rejections.?

oh well this is easy – you’re looking for someone. you have to not be looking for someone in order to find someone. ‘finding someone’ is actually a made up thing. you don’t find people, they find you. just keep a book in your bag and your breath fresh and your eyes open.

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so do I stay in and order sushi or do I go to the gay bar alone? I’m really bored and my cat is being weird so going out sounds fun but am I grownup enough to go to bars alone and not be awkward? probably not, but should I go anyway?

hm. i never ‘went out.’ i mean i’ve been out, but not often enough to know anything about bar culture, so i don’t know how you would go about not being awkward. i think the key is smoking? it seems like people who smoke have automatic friends or something. the one time i went to a gay bar alone, i just sat by myself at a table for like 3 hrs texting and checking my email. and drinking. obviously.
also though, if the cat’s being weird, you should probably just leave.

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