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We finally figured out how we could afford camp, but it’s sold out. I’m so sad. Can we be on the wait list?
yes, email autostraddle [dot] merch [at] gmail [dot] com
why is your LLC named “the excitant group”? I like the name.
it’s from a really really funny email i got from a fan once, who wrote “excitant” instead of “excited,” and then alex, caitlin and i started using it all the time. and me and stef and alex had talked about starting a magazine called excitant. now i think we all use it – like all of my “core group of friends from the nyc days who i am still friends with now” – we all use it instead of “exciting.” then a year later brooke asked me what i wanted the name of the LLC to be and i had like five minutes to answer and so that’s what i said.
the obamas at seder
I kept thinking back, “What’s wrong with me? Why do I always pick the wrong guys? Why am I not attracted? Why am I always single?” I started asking myself questions like that, and thinking, “What was the longest relationship I’ve ever been in with a guy?” That was only six months, and it was a long distance relationship. And the fact that he was totally like a girl [laughs] played a huge factor in me realizing, “Oh, my gosh!” I picked guys that I thought girls like me were supposed to date. I thought that girls like me would date football players, even though I’m not attracted to them.
Tila Tequila, Dec 23, 2009 –> Autostraddle — A Shot at Tila Tequila: The Autostraddle Interview
[remember when we did this just to see if we could]
this is funny kinda
My gf’s apt has bed bugs. In addition to clawing our own skin we’ve been attacking each other and this seems to be just one more reason why we don’t work together. I want to move out and in with my friends but don’t want to bring the bugs. Help?
i think you should find an exterminator on formspring and hire it to come exterminate the hell out of your unit. they’ll want you to move all your shit out of the room for them to motherfuck it, which is a perfect time to put your shit into bags and then leave
If I’ve only had oral sex with a guy in the past, can I still consider myself a gold star?
wouldn’t it be funny if questions like these were actually up to me, like if i truly was the Queen of Gold Stars and the Queen of Your Sexual Orientation and I could just be like “yes, you’ve had sex!” or “yes, you’re bisexual!” or “you’re a gold star” and that would be like, the end of your investigation? that would be so funny and fucked. anyhow
take these pebbles from my hand, grasshopper: you shiny shiny gold star you