autostraddle.com tumblr presence

[autostraddle.com tumblr presence]

what have you eaten so far today? was it good? did you make it? i’m curious.

well, i had a lot of feelings today, so i ate most of them.

+ grape nuts flakes w/ soymilk
+ pasta w/ marinara
+ apple cinnamon cheerios w/ soymilk
+ ½ pb/chocolate chip granola bar
+ 4 chicken taquitos w/ sour cream
+ caesar salad
+ ½ raspberry swirl brownie
+ 1 chicken taquito w/out sour cream

and probably before i go to bed there’ll be another cereal situation. i wish i had a pizza / an orange. i made all of the things i ate! if by “made” you mean “put in a bowl/the oven/a plate.”

Ask Laneia something small or large

[autostraddle.com tumblr presence]

Dear the girl going to UHH in April: you’re in London, right? My AS friend and I are going, too, and we’ll be there wearing matching AS t-shirts, because Lizz said we could. Come hunt us down and talk to us!!!

SEE

Ask Laneia something small or large

[autostraddle.com tumblr presence]

Just so you know, you’re what made me start writing again.

<3

Ask Riese a brand new thing

[autostraddle.com tumblr presence]

come to SXSW? thanks in advance.

i would if i could afford it! but i can’t, so i’m not.

Ask Riese a brand new thing

[autostraddle.com tumblr presence]

I got my first customer complaint (I work @ a coffee shop). My autostraddle tshirt is too offensive.

you win

Ask Riese a brand new thing

[autostraddle.com tumblr presence]

Do you know how awesome it would be if you did a Reddit AMA?

i don’t know what this is

Ask Riese a brand new thing

[autostraddle.com tumblr presence]

Uh Huh Her are coming to my city in April and I totally imagine it being wall to wall ladygays. Problem is I’m in the closet so I can’t rope any of my friends to come along with me without. Is it creepy to go to a gig alone to check out the local talent?

it’s not creepy and you obviously have to do it. i couldn’t find uhh’s tour schedule, so i can’t tell anyone else in your city to go, but i feel like i can promise that at least one other AS reader will be there. wear your shirt.

Ask Laneia something small or large

[autostraddle.com tumblr presence]

Why doesn’t Liz have a formspring? You should get her to talk about vests.

she does have a formspring

Ask Riese a brand new thing

[autostraddle.com tumblr presence]

hey riese, has anyone on the AS team quit smoking? I am having a great deal of trouble and was thinking maybe a younger queerer perspective than the literature I’m finding might help

http://www.autostraddle.com/how-not-to-quit-smoking-finding-something-else-to-do-with-your-lesbian-hands-102433/

Ask Riese a brand new thing

[autostraddle.com tumblr presence]

[autostraddle.com tumblr presence]

did you feel the earthquake?

yes we woke up at 5:30 am and a whiskey bottle fell off the shelf and everything shook and i said “it’s an earthquake” and marni said “yeah” and then we both went back to sleep. luckily we have an earthquake survival kit just in case.

Ask Riese a brand new thing

[autostraddle.com tumblr presence]

My instinct is to not read The Hunger Games Trilogy because everyone is and that’s not how I roll, but everyone says its awesome. Is it worth doing what everyone else is doing this once?

yes, yes it is

Ask Riese a brand new thing

[autostraddle.com tumblr presence]

How do you feel about the new current skins series?

i’m writing about it right now! i’ll give you a hint though: not good

Ask Riese a brand new thing

[autostraddle.com tumblr presence]

[autostraddle.com tumblr presence]

autostraddle.com

Autostraddle — Columbia Decries Barnard’s Dumb Man-Stealing Lesbian Sluts’ Success Snagging Obama For Grad Speech

“In my mind, Oprah and the Obamas have a dinner date every Sunday night to discuss how wonderful they all are. During one of these dinners, Oprah entertained the Obama family with tales of her inspirational visit to Barnard College. She also mentioned that she decided not to give Barnard’s commencement speech this year because she is waiting to give it next year, the year that that nice gay girl who was wearing the salmon-color shirt (ME!) is going to graduate. She then of course suggested to Barry (that’s what she calls him) that he should give the commencement speech for the Barnard class of 2012. Because Oprah is his spiritual advisor, the President picked up his phone and called Barnard to tell us the good news.

Ok, so maybe that whole conversation didn’t happen (I mean I think it did, but whatever) but Obama is coming to speak at Barnard in May and I couldn’t be more excited.”