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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Gor any brittana fanfic recommendations? Just read my first one ever and was way better and more sexified than I expected.

i have to be honest with you right now: the only “fanfic” i’ve ever read was when i was taking a women in literature class in college like 12 years ago where she gave us a spock/kirk “slashfic” to read to talk about gender roles in fan fiction or whatever.

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Finally – finally – La Thibodeaux summons Idiot Rachel to the stage and, as telegraphed in this evening’s very first scene, Idiot Rachel proceeds to biff her audition for Fake Drama School In New York. Like, completely. It’s actually pretty gruesome, though not as fucking gruesome as those utterly unnecessary and hatefully intrusive Twitter prompts that have been appearing onscreen throughout this evening’s presentation, the latest of which pops up just as Idiot Rachel hurls herself into the opening bars of – wait for it – “Don’t Rain On My Parade” from Funny Girl. I was doing my best to ignore them thus far, and I had every intention of making it through this entire recap without ever mentioning them once, but forget it: They’re just pissing me off way too much at this point. It’d be one thing if the prompts were funny, like #HeyWhatHappenedToQuinnTonight, or #YourArtificiallyStuffedCrotchIsEmbarrassingMeKurt, or #ShutUpFinn – the latter of which would probably convince me to get a Twitter account, just so I could send it repeatedly between eight and nine every Tuesday night – but “#RachelsAudition”? #FuckOffGlee.
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Can we have an autostraddle camp in the UK, I’m so jealous!

i don’t think anybody would be able to afford to come to it, alas! flying our entire staff to the UK would cost about $38,000, and that’s before we even pay for the campsite/meals, supplies, or any of the other bajillion things that are necessary for camp. So we’d have to charge everybody like $2,000 each to come, before plane tickets. I’m sorry! you should just fly here, there were 2 ppl from the UK this time! :-(

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how do you stop thinking about an ex who you know isn’t thinking about you and doesn’t care enough to?

- unfriend/unfollow from Facebook/Twitter
- block from Facebook if you find yourself obsessively checking their photos/profile
- take time away from any mutual friends; spend time with your older friends
- watch a lot of movies; read a bunch of books

the truth is, if you really aren’t over them none of these things will magically make you stop thinking of them. the only thing the will make the thoughts dissipate is time and maybe a few long heart to hearts with a smart friend. cry it out. eventually one day in the not so distant future you will meet someone who is able to give you all the things your ex wasn’t capable of and you will see how lacking that relationship was in reality.

i’ve been through it. at least your girl wasn’t a musician with music to obsess over via youtube and your ipod. :)

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