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By far the best-loved of the court cards (at least according to my own research) are the queens. Whether it’s the tough-as-nails Queen of Swords who’s seen more than her fair share of shit, or the practical, down-to-earth Queen of Pentacles cooking up a feast for family and friends, tarot folks really seem to relate to these four powerful femmes and the qualities they represent.

Fool’s Journey: Which Queen is Your Mentor?

16 Meals and Snacks To Maintain The Level Of Sad You Already Feel

1. Cereal + cream + water

An ordinary girl would see she was out of milk and go get some milk for her cereal. But you’re not an ordinary girl. You already put the cereal on your bowl, and now you find out there’s no milk. Life is unfair, just like the U.S. Government. Hot tip: what is milk if not cream with a lot of water in it???? These are the kinds of things we’re going to have to start figuring out for ourselves.

Check out the other 15 meals, if you want.