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Fucking Pornstache, I want to drive a fucking dumptruck over his weird nasty existence and give him a handjob with a sandblaster. I want to rub gator chow on his face and leave him in the Everglades. I want to give him a goldfish to care for in his loneliest hour and then slowly eat the live goldfish in front of him. I want to drop him off for soccer practice but forget to pick him up. And when the coach calls me telling me that Pornstache has been waiting at the peewee league fields for two hours, I want to ask him to put Pornstache on the phone, and then I will tell Pornstache that no one loves him and no one is coming and no one cares. I want him to feel that kind of pain. That’s how strongly I feel about the shit he’s been pulling this season. I will not be happy until he suffers.
Kate via Autostraddle — “Orange Is The New Black” Episode 111 Recap: Ya Dun Goofed
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Style Thief: How to Dress Like Esther Quek
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Grab your shades, your suit and all the style you can muster. We’re stripping down Esther Quek.

I can’t stop making strange guttural sounds in the back of my throat. I love Esther Quek. I can’t decide if I want to be her, dress like her, hang out with her, or fuck her. Ugh.

…As if any of those things is going to happen…except sad attempts to dress like her on the budget of a psychology fellow…

Clutch is a site that receives more than 800k unique visitors a month, yet in my own efforts to raise funding I am told my numbers need to be higher, my audience larger and that investors are not interested in “content.” Yet, in Bryan’s case they were interested, and interested in a site that hadn’t even been established yet and a content site at that. You want to be happy for him, yet his site lacks the diversity of other women sites. You want to be excited for another site that reflects women’s views and hires women writers, but it’s telling that a man could get VC funding for a woman’s website before a woman, let alone a woman of color, with an established brand. It is a sad truism of our society that there is inherent unfairness in the system, that it isn’t simply about working hard and proving your worth, but again, it is about who you know and how well connected you are. I hope Bryan listens to the feedback he’s received and checks out those sites I named above, his real competition, and actually learns some more about the market he’s entering with such a huge financial advantage. I wish him the best, but I also hope he realizes that his privilege is showing. Perhaps he should check that before he alienates the very audience he is trying to cultivate.
Clutch Magazine founder Deanna Sutton via Autostraddle — Bustle.com Conjures Every Terrible Feeling Women in Media Have About Women’s Media // (this quote is so absolutely fucking true that it gave me goosebumps the first time i read it)
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