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4:10 p.m.: A gentleman at the main control desk informs us that we will be swearing in, and to go into this classroom to await further instructions. This is where everything gets real for me: I start thinking about how this is it, I’m in. Irrevocably in. For a period of five years, I go where they tell me to go, and do what I am told. That this means the entire framework of my life up to this point will be a structure in the distance. That my little sisters and I will miss a lot of birthdays together. That I’ll miss a whole lot of things with my friends. That the girl I am in love with will be farther away than ever. And especially, that my grandma will have to find another shopping buddy (I will be one tough act to follow). It isn’t permanent, but it is a Big Thing. And as much as I want to be everywhere and everything to everyone at once, I am doing this for me. While there is guilt, there is also this insane feeling of being free, like, a really fucking excited puppy running through a big hilly field during the spring, while the grass is all tall and green and dewy in the morning. Which is weird, because you know, its the Army and I like cats probably more than dogs and…
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if you could give even a few dollars, it would make a huge difference to the place that i work and the people that i work with!

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This is such a good thing! Also the money raised won’t benefit me (or other senior staff!), except for in our hearts.