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ayehandsome
ayehandsome: “ Back to School(Boi) My mom was a single mom for a long time. Which means we lived with my grandparents. Even when we moved we only moved 4 houses down the block. Every year, on the first day of school, my grandmother would take a...
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                                             Back to School(Boi)

My mom was a single mom for a long time. Which means we lived with my grandparents. Even when we moved we only moved 4 houses down the block. Every year, on the first day of school, my grandmother would take a picture of all the grandchildren, in uniform, on the front steps. This is my last semester in college. I’m all growed up. But you’re never too old for a first day of school photo. So I’ve returned to those same steps one last time.  I might even give my grandmother the picture to put up on her mirror. 

-KAI

Top: MadeMe, Bottoms: Cords (J.Crew), Bag: Cole Haan Leather Messenger Bag 

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18mr
18mr: “Katrina Casiño, writer, organizer, and itinerant queer barber, is today’s Filipino American History Month Hero! Katrina writes for Autostraddle, is an editor at Youngist, and is one of the key organizers of PHRESH CUTZ, a pop-up queer...
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Katrina Casiño, writer, organizer, and itinerant queer barber, is today’s Filipino American History Month Hero! Katrina writes for Autostraddle, is an editor at Youngist, and is one of the key organizers of PHRESH CUTZ, a pop-up queer barbershop in Brooklyn, NY.

For Filipino American History Month, we’re highlighting Fil-Ams who are carrying on a proud legacy of activism & organizing. Who’s your hero?

dividual

There once was a hot queer named Marni
Who was always the life of the party
She could get you to grin
And possibly sin
And her bag of tricks was quite hearty.

A subaru is a small truck
It’s famous for not getting stuck
But if it should do so
Just call up your lesbro,
And free it (after a quick fuck).

There once was a woman from Turkey
Whose coffee was particularly murky
When she took a sip
Her nose had a fit
But her tits remained firm and perky!

There once was a camp full of queers
Who had to put wool in their ears
To drown out the moans
And passionate groans
Of the faction enjoying craft beers.

A delicate sugary basin
Is the perfect place for a tastin’
Just get on your knees
And get free as you please,
I’m serious, time is a-wastin’.

There is a tall man on the hill
Who totes around nets full of krill
He hauls and he dances
He eats and he prances
He’s gay y’all, let’s just be real.

There once was a cute girl named Helmet
Who all the girls wanted to get
She had “charms” so grand
And a bionic hand
That vibrated when it got wet.

There once was a lad we called Slugger
Who was an incredible hugger
He approached with wide arms
But lacked feminist charms
So a hard femme knocked out that fucker.

Lesbian vampires love to bite ladies
You’d better hope they don’t have rabies
They’ll nibble so nice
You won’t even think twice
Before fucking those vampire ladies.

Magda is a hunter of beaver
Tracking them by radio receiver
Keep an eye on your pants
And get rid of your “can’t”s —
Once she’s caught you, you won’t wanna leave her.

There once was a princess named Jill
Who decided to go on the pill
But it was a mistake
The pill was a fake
And now she is knocked up and ill.

A Marni’s a strange sort of bear
Although one with excellent hair
She gets down at Klub Deer
All the A-Campers cheer
But she’s too cool and sexy to care.

There’s a toolbox in cabin eleven
That can take you straight up to heaven
There’s whips and there’s rope
And don’t you just hope
Carolyn will meet you there at seven?

A gorilla in the washing machine is no joke.
They can be quite furious blokes.
They’ll chew on your flannel
And request anal
For which you’ll have to call Lizz Rubin, folks.

Two hundred queers on a mountain
Could only be better if we had a chocolate fountain
Plus an ocean of lube
Maybe slightly more boobs
And a “straddle this!” saddle for mountin’.

Limericks from a workshop by Carolyn and Cara - Autostraddle (via dividual)
You see, for years now I’ve been someone who was — how do I say this — conceptually aroused by the idea of having an asshole. So for example when a girl is fucking me if I can’t cum, I can just think about my asshole. Just thinking it’s existence, or how it feels to have one side of my asshole touching the other side of my asshole and maybe incidental contact it might be receiving can usually make me cum. This has been going on for about ten years now, and yet it only occurred to me when I stuck the small end of the Njoy Pure Wand in my ass that maybe I should get a butt plug.
anon via Autostraddle — Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Njoy Pure Plug
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