Chloe: The most annoying thing about you is when you’re being intolerable with your girlfriend in public, and wondering why people act weird around you guys in public, and it’s in the middle of you guys talking about anal sex making weird faces at each other, and I’m just sitting there, like kind of entertained and kind of embarrassed. I’m not even a third wheel, I’m like a trailer or something.
Abby: OK, well here’s the most annoying thing about you, which by the way you don’t even have to ask me, is obviously: you think you’re a third wheel! And you won’t just join in the fun.
Chloe: You think I need to be more of a weirdo in public with you and your girlfriend?
Abby: No I think you need to pretend that you are also our girlfriend. The most annoying thing about you is that you are not also our girlfriend.
Riese: This is a really good segue into something Abby wanted to talk to you about already.
Chloe: What did you want to talk to me about?
Abby: That you’re not my girlfriend, I wanted to ask you out. It was gonna be really romantic.
Chloe: I think Riese might be kind of upset.
Abby: Oh she’s fine, don’t pay attention to her. She’s not even supposed to be on the couch.
It is a big deal! That someone’s gonna love me unconditionally, even if I don’t have to fulfill something with you, makes me want to be with you all the more. And that’s important. If I had to go on a Mars Rover tomorrow, the two people I’d want to see most are on this couch.
The world is exhausting. A queer woman can not survive on her own.
How will the ceremony run? What does this look like? I am reading through a pile of example scripts but, *sips bourbon, opens browser.*
I am a person who thinks there should, on the whole, be more (benevolent!) secret societies in this world. So. I’m not saying I’ve made a secret society just to have a secret punch recipe, but I’m not not saying that either.
As I mentioned last week, I’ve been eating too much bread on a day-to-day basis. I’m not a believer in no/low carb diets. This is more a matter of my bread to vegetable to protein ratio is being consistently waaaayy off and I need to slow my roll a little. Just a tiny bit, though, ’cause nothing feels as good as freshly baked sourdough tastes. Pretty sure Kate Moss said that.
