Autostraddle commenters! Autostraddle readers! THE PERSON LOOKING AT THIS RIGHT NOW, BASICALLY.
That so far my doctor hasn’t taken a real hard line on me cutting down on coffee.
I’m thankful for my girlfriend’s tongue. Because, yes.
I’m thankful for my cats who have not peed on my clothes in almost two months.
If a player gets taken down on, or very near, the end zone while you frantically ask if their knee was down, you’ve officially fooled everyone. Pack it up and go grab another beer. Your work here is done.