Here’s 35 ways to enjoy cranberries while they’re available!
thanks @autostraddle! now its even easier to roll out of bed and look hot as shit :)
The Cousin You Drink With Downstairs Every Time There’s a Family Get-Together: Liquor in the Flask
Everyone has one of these, right? I mean, I have one of these. I’d also recommend buying some sort of bright, like, silver or white metallic sharpie and filling in the blank on this flask before giving it to someone, just to make sure it’s really unique and special. If they’re gay, you’re gonna have a grand ol’ time figuring out what to say. If they’re not, maybe just write “time of need” so that they never understand the implied joke here for as long as you both shall live.
Holigay Gift Guide 2015: The Ultimate Guide to Giving Autostraddle Merch to Everyone
Your Activity Partner: Scissoring Boxer Briefs
Did you see that episode of 90 Day Fiancé this season where the Russian girl married the Mormon dude and they were both in their twenties and the “raciest” gift she got at her bridal shower was a totally normal nightgown for her wedding night courtesy of her new grandma-in-law? Well. Let’s just say this is not your Mormon grandma-in-law’s sexy time sleepwear.
Holiday Gift Guide 2015: The Ultimate Guide to Giving Autostraddle Merch to Everyone
The Queer DIY Grrl in Your Life: Scissoring Tote Bag
The only thing better than a double entendre is a bag that actually does do two completely separate tasks. By day, it can broadcast to everyone who comes into contact with her that she’s gay as fuck. By night, it can hold her knitting needles neatly under the computer desk in a completely unassuming manner.
Holiday Gift Guide 2015: The Ultimate Guide to Giving Autostraddle Merch to Everyone
I was once Susan in Miracle on 34th Street, actually able to see Kris Kringle. I was Olive the Other Reindeer, mistaking a song about Rudolph as a cry for help from Santa, and becoming a holiday hero anyway. I was Buddy the Elf, giving out hugs because they’re my favorite. I was Cindy Lou Who. I was Tiny Tim. But mostly I was Kevin McAllister from Home Alone, protecting my turf from the dark forces that threatened to sneak in and ruin The Happiest Season of the Year.
Heather Hogan via Hate Actually: Can the Holigays Heal a Gay Grinch’s Heart? (via autostraddle)
yes!!
Anonymous asked:
i'm 18. a virgin. since I was 12-16, I went to advice about lesbian sex and they told me not to watch lesbian porn because it's not "real" porn. so I eventually want to get laid, obviously, so where can I get help with the positions and everything?????
themindfullesbian answered:
If you look up Autostraddle, they’ve answered almost any sex question any queer girl will ever have.
I made a lunch appointment to speak with my DC boss, Dan DiDio at San Diego. I was ready to fight for Alysia to be trans in Batgirl. It was important. I made a list of reasons why it should happen, and in a key book, a BAT book. So I came loaded for bear.
I give my pitch to Dan, expecting an argument. Instead, he pauses for a moment, and just says, “Okay, but I don’t want it to be exploitative. Make it honest.” And it really took the wind out of my sails, because I had this argument READY TO GO. But Dan has honestly always been great about LGBTQ characters, I needn’t have worried.
By @mollyostertag // Via Witch Hunt on Autostraddle.com
Tbh I think Alcatraz is kinda fucked up. Autostraddle says it best… “Okay Alcatraz is honestly kinda creepy and overrated. If you feel at all slightly conflicted about the romanticastion of American hyper-masculinity, the prison-industrial complex and the instutitionalized racism that fuels our crime/punishment system, then you will feel conflicted at Alcatraz and totally weirded out by the 2.5 hour audio tour, complete with “prisoner’s voices” and dramatic sound effects.” #sanfran #alcatraz #prisonindustrialcomplex #PIC #whenhistoryissuperfuckedup (at Alcatraz Island)