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SANTANA: Alright, hottest guys in school. Go.
BRITTANY: Okay, um, Puck’s super fine.
SANTANA: Mhhm.
BRITTANY: Finn’s cute too.
SANTANA: Yeah, but he’s not hot, though.
BRITTANY: Yeah, he really isn’t.
SANTANA: And you know what, Brit? I think that dwarf girlfriend of his is dragging down his rep. I mean, if he were dating say… popular pretty girls like us, he would go from dumpy to smokin’.
FINN: Hello? Hey! I’m right here. Do you guys mind like, including me in your conversations?
SANTANA: Let us give you an introduction to the way that we work. You buy us dinner, and we make out in front of you. It’s like the best deal ever.
BRITTANY: Did you see what Rachel was wearing today?
SANTANA: I know, she looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like… Israeli.
BRITTANY: Those sweaters make her look home-schooled.
SANTANA: (laughs)
FINN: Hey, c’mon guys, don’t make fun of Rachel. She’s… kind of cool.
BRITTANY: Finn, that’s mean.
SANTANA: Actually, would you mind waiting in the car? And leave your credit card.
BRITTANY: Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
— 1x14, “Hell-O”
