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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

i constantly find myself falling for players, this pattern is beginning to irk me. how do i spot a lezzie player before i fall for her?

if she has game/skills and doesn’t reveal a lot about herself or make any commitments to call you, then you have to put up an emotional wall for the next time you have sex with her so you don’t get hurt. you can buy emotional walls at wal-mart. they slide in over your heart and are made of teflon

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What you’re moving to California?! But NYC is the bomb.

it’s so expensive, it’s killing me, i’m in debt up to my eyeballs, i feel like this city is trying to kill me and that makes it less romantic than it was when i first got here, and in the few years afterwards, when i felt like it was at my fingertips, and the air was full of opportunity and cash, and there were adventures to be had and people to be fucked and food to be eaten. now sometimes i feel betrayed.

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NSFW Sundays are the best part of my week. I hope that’s not pathetic. Seriously though, I love everything you guys do. Thank you SO MUCH.

you’re welcome SO MUCH and no i’m glad that you like NSFW Sundays ‘cause they take forevs and also this one time i got in big trouble with like everyone for linking to this amateur squirting thing, and i was like wtf you guys, and then i was like oh yeah, i guess that is a little over the top, you know? good times

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