Sloths are weird. They’re kind of gross, but also kind of cute. I can’t decide. Help me. Meet the sloths from Amphibian Avenger on Vimeo.
Matty: “I learned to skip across the thing because my theory is skipping is faster than running. you know like Hercules or like the horse? Like, greek racing stuff. I like bent over and was like ‘this is what it would be like to run with handcuffs. You can run from the police, you know. if you sit right. you just gotta watch where you’re going.”
It’s time for round two of our annual NYC pride party and this is everything you need to know to be there or be square.
Now that the HTC Evo is mine (all mine!), here are a few first impressions. So go on– live vicariously! Because I know what it feels like to obsessively watch unboxing videos of the Evo until you go…
Should i marry my bf and be a kept woman, play WOW all day and take drugs?
play WOW all day and take drugs, taylor started a guild
What’s with the name “Autostraddle” ?
When I was growing up, I had a really intimate relationship with my pony, who I named Lisa, after Lisa Simpson, who always wanted a pony but never got one. I never got one either actually, my pony was mostly imaginary, or rather, entirely imaginary. Anyhow, I used to call the pony’s “saddle” a “straddle” instead, because I couldn’t talk very good, and then I got an otter, which i pronounced “auto” and then I met Haviland, and she asked me what I did for fun as a kid, and I said “otter saddle” but she heard “auto straddle” ‘cause let’s be honest, that’s probably what i actually said. you know what i mean?
This isn’t recent or new, but I know at least twenty-seven of you read Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging sometime in your girl(or boy)hood and I just want to take a second to revisit it. Those…
Last month held was biggest event on the Sydney lesbian social calendar: Tegan & Sara live in concert. Were you there? Autostraddle was! We sent along Sydney-based photographer Stef Mitchell to…
one day this will happen to us
If someone arrested me for having “one unlit joint” on me, I’d probs feel my mellow had been significantly harshed, reflect this facial expression in my mugshot: Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford was arrested last night in Plano, Texas for misdemeanor marijuana possession at a place called Ringo’s Pub.
why did you pick the name autostraddle for the website? :) ps- thank you. autostraddle has changed/made my life.
i picked the name autostraddle when i drove my car over a bridge to try and kill myself, but it got stuck on the railing, and i was like “oh my auto is straddling the railing” and then autsotraddle was born. ps-you’re very welcome, thank you for thanking us!
JK! We couldn’t narrow it down to 10 because there was too much intelligence and humor in the air this week. Intelligence and humor and humidity. Are you suffocating and dreaming tender dreams about…