Matty yelled at me that I was a lesbian, and then ten minutes later he accused me of wanting to have a sexual relationship with him. Then he took the pedometer from my bike and attached it to the gas meter and then he rearranged all our furniture and he called this redecorating “making spidertracks.” He started messing with Krista’s antique phone and I told him he had to leave.
“Matty I need to get some sleep.”
“You’re not cool anymore,” he declared. “I don’t like you anymore.”
Kristen Stewart with her publicist Ruth at the MTV Movie Awards last night
Well, well, well.
