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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

what helps with the sads that isnt implanted in a pill?

exercise! seriously, go to the gym! going to the gym ALWAYS makes me feel better AND I get to read a magazine! it puts me in a good mood all day and it’s good for your heart, literally!

Furthermore, I suggest following your dreams, keeping a journal, trusting your gut when it senses danger (people, situations), reading happy books and listening to happy upbeat music while walking. Talk to people that remind you of who you really are. Be independent. Be self-determined. Put yourself first, people in need second, and your most reliable friends/family members third. Start with your core and then move outward, but not too far. Wait for the next joke. Or tell it.

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How do you come down from shrooms? I think there is holes in my brain.

shrooms make me feel like someone carved out the insides of all of my bones and my eyes are bigger than my head and my cheeks have been scooped out of my body, but also sometimes it makes me feel like everything is dancing and pretty. coming down is the price you pay for being high, unfortunately. you just suffer, i think. or else, you know. ambien.

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this is super weird and creepy because i don’t know you, i just read the site a lot… but you were in the dream i just woke up from. you were married to a man and i was the nanny for your two cute children. what on earth is my subconscious thinking?

that you want to do a lot of chores for me around the house and take care of my shit which is perfect b/c i have a lot of shit that needs to get taken care of

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