what’s on your gym playlist?
“mozart for monday mornings” & basement jaxx & aphex twin & daft punk & britney spears techno remixes
okay I take it back…but I found something closer to the real deal
Do you miss Kelka?
i loved their early podcasts
in s6 i couldn’t handle the way they bashed other women’s bodies & nipples
i quit listening when they said j-beals has fat arms
but of all the things i miss about 2006
that podcast could make the list
have you ever worked behind a bar? Do you have any tips if so?
i have worked behind, in front of and on top of a bar
yes i made tips
when tinkerbell orders a vodka-tonic
she means VODKAAAAA (tonic)
also be nice to people & make them happy
that goes for everything
what happens if I submitted to be an intern about a month ago, with all the requisite attachments, and never got a response? I sent a followup email too. Maybe send another with subject of “eva mendes comes out as lesbian”? i’m all ears and bruised ego.
we haven’t been taking on new people lately as we’re trying to figure out how to fix the slackers we’ve already got on board. we haven’t figured out how to successfully utilize interns completely, too. that being said, who did you send it to? you should send it to sarah or laneia [at] autostraddle dot com, and if that’s what you did, and you haven’t heard anything at all, then i’ll yell at them for not doing what i asked them to do at least ten times last week.
The Ladies Guide to the Apocalypse (awesome title, right?) is a wonderful blog written by Summer Burkes, who just recently had to move away from New Orleans in the wake of the oil spill.
D.E.B.S. (original short film)
Which of the AS girls are single?
regardless of relationship status, everyone’s pretty easy except robin & carly
The problem with your life is behavior, not disclosure. Secrets are what addiction calls foreplay. If you want to live a life that you can be honest about, live one that is worthy. The answer to life is learning to live.
David Carr, The Night of the Gun
how can i work for autostraddle if i have no talents but i read it everyday and love it
you can apply to be an intern, then either fail to offer competence at a handful of specialized tasks for which we need assistance or then have a mental breakdown of some kind
Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett
Check out Flavors.me for an amazing resume/portfolio creation resource– just add water! No seriously, it’s that easy; you don’t even have to add water or anything. Make a simple, elegant little…
why not an autostraddle update to ourchart? only better. because autostraddle is better than everything.
i actually think my 1991 class report on Chief Joseph, for which I dressed as Chief Joseph, was better than ourchart
are you like helena in more ways than one?
i don’t think i’m like helena in any way, we might literally have nothing in common. we don’t even like the same ladies, UPDATE but we both will take any job that doesn’t involve sex or touching insects