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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

You and Haviland don’t do enough Vlogs anymore. It kinda makes me sad, because you’re adorable together (in a totally lesblantonic kind of way). Also, lesblantonic = lesbian and platonic. Pretty sure I just made it up, so I felt the need to define it.

A lot of people say this to me a lot of the time! So it’s time for a brief Riese PSA:

In February of 2008, Haviland moved to Los Angeles.
I still live in New York City.

We don’t do enough vlogs anymore

We also don’t do enough lazy afternoons in our sweatpants or MSNBC or walks in the park or lunch or sleepovers or movies or plays or mental breakdowns or parties or fro-yo or haviland-watching-me-get-a-manicure or unnecessarily long walks or talks on the fire escape or haircuts or galas or events or holidays anymore

Because she moved to Los Angeles. When I’m there or she’s here, we always make a vlog. But it’s not as easy as it was when we shared our daily lives together and had weekly sleepovers.

(p.s. lesbiantonic is also my favorite drink!)

Ask Riese anything

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I have a major crush on a girl in a dif dept at work. AND she is single and gay! We haven’t been able to officially meet yet bc we are never on projects together. Our mutual friends haven’t had a chance to introduce us. Is it ok to FB friend request her?

my immediate feeling is YES! i think that would perfectly normal and sweet and not weird at all. just don’t friend request her at like, 3 a.m. on sunday, you know? choose a really ‘responsible’ time of day.

i wanted to make sure i was giving you the best advice, so i asked riese what she thought and she said: “YES. you can FB request your vagina if you want to. FOR CHRIST’S SAKE”

so there you go!

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