So there’s this girl that I like and she said to me cute things like “Your hair smells so good” or “I want to be in your class” but she has a boyfriend. What do u think? do I have a chance?
i think you should say, “if you think it smells good now, just imagine how good it will smell later on after we have lesbian sex in a bath of scented oils” and best case scenario is you fall in love and are together forever. that’s unlikely, but next up is that you get to make out with your friend, even if she ends up ripping your heart out. next after that is the ripping sans makeout. perhaps an extended, or tormented affair in which you’ll say she’s afraid of being gay and that’s why she can’t leave her boyfriend. there’s at least 7 ways this could pave out so i’d say, godspeed young empress.
