Did you move to New York?
no, i just left my heart there.
and most of a bottle of knob creek.
there is, actually. but how do i know you won’t send me a shrunken head or something? the last time i received an anonymous gift by mail, it was a bronze cigarette lighter in the form of a nude male toddler and the flame came out of his penis.
surely you understand my trepidation.
This week’s comment awards is chock full of Mean Girls quotes, tender-loving moments, random shit, and of course, a lot of laughs. LOLs you might say.
i just went through 32 pages to find this for you:
http://autostraddle.tumblr.com/post/746201689/new-york-city-pride-2010-riese-laneia-chain
look that’s me on the left. i’m acting even weirder than usual. there are other pictures of me in other places. most notably
http://www.autostraddle.com/rodeo-disco-pride-party-photos-50370/
the last photo is my favorite because so many of us are there. i miss everything.
i think the truth is a good place to start. so in your own suave, adorable way, you could just say, “hello there, i’d like to see what kind of crazy fresh hell we could create if this shit was monogamous. what do you think? do you like my hair? because i like yours. kiss me.”