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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

also whats the best way to answer the ‘are u a lesbian?’ question, when i prefer to be refered to as queer. lesbian is so strict, but i dont identify as bi either.

1. are YOU a lesbian?
2. i’m a mikey lesbian
3. i’m queer
4. i am the eggman
5. i am the walrus
6. the “best answer” is always just the honest answer. labels are for empty jars of jam we leave in the refrigerator because we’re too lazy to wash them out and reuse them, you know? if you prefer queer, then say “queer.” the more you say it, the more everyone gets used to hearing it.

just say what you want to say, is what i’m saying

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What was it like being married to a man?

how do i answer this.
it smelled different. there was always a lot of white laundry to take care of. boys have lots of white things. dinners were bigger. the tv was bigger.
the people we had over were bigger.
louder.
i never had to worry about the attic. i thought i wouldn’t have to worry about my car, but i was wrong.
i don’t know, my dad walked me across a room and i repeated bubble words and then i looked like everyone else.
we looked like everyone else.

it was like being on the other side of a window.

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How do you decide which articles are written by Tinkerbell?

tinkerbell is actually the decision-maker. she says, ‘i know the answer to this question’ or something 'dominant’ sounding, and then i know she means business. still she is a slow typer. so sometimes we have to make allowances. all in all, in conclusion, tinkerbell’s character is so real to us that we know what she will and will not do or care about much like a novelist often knows his protagonist’s fate years ahead of time.

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