This week in style, learn how to make skinny ties out of regular ties. It’s easier than you might think.
watching The Real L Word. what is ‘manipulative and exploitative’?
Sarah’s going to Lollapalooza to continue Autostraddle’s brilliant summer music festival coverage. Check out this preview; the action starts Friday!
Do you think its possible for a Bisexual female to feel “fulfilled” in a relationship? or do they always have that uneasy feeling? As a lesbian, bisexuals make me uneasy.
No bisexuals can never be satisfied by only one person. they never stop craving more cock and more vadge in all their ears eyes and armpit sockets. they lie in bed with chicks thinking about dicks and they lie in bed with dicks dreaming of chicks. bisexuals want to eat all the girls and eat all the boys and then eat their brains. bisexuals are rabid animals. do not trust yourself with a bisexual. they will leave you for a german shepard. mark my words. personally it’s all i can do right now to not call up every man and woman i’ve ever known and invite them over to wrestle in creamed corn and make love to each other’s toes on camera for a show i’m doing. it’s like a disease. it’s like a unicorn but a slutty unicorn who can’t ever be faithful to one person because of their psychotic hungry vadge of bisexual lust,we aren’t even human, we’re like wearwolves and vampires and slutty unicorns all mixed together and really should be kept in cages, because we don’t really deserve love or anything
Situation: I like cute girl, cute girl likes me. yay but I’m leaving for half a year. how do I make sure cute girl still likes me when I get back?
write her a 1,260 line poem and put each line on a different piece of paper for her to open every day that you’re gone. send her postcards & draw her pictures & write letters. visit! write her emails like, “i am so much cuter now, you’re gonna die” or “my personality is radiant,” so she doesn’t forget. read books at the same time.
but maybe you won’t like her when you get back, you never know. have fun. be yourself. the rest should fall into place.
Sorry, I should’ve been more up front about this. I’m in the organ harvesting biz and wanted to know what quality yours were.
i don’t even know why my liver & kidney even talk to me anymore, they deserve so much better
I’m about to go on my 2nd date with this girl (also my 2nd date with any girl ever). Is it weird that I’m kinda like “OMG WHAT IF I’M NOT EVEN GAY WTF OH NO” even though I KNOW that I am, and I want to do decidedly gay things with THIS girl especially?
i think this is called ‘stage fright’ and is probably totally normal.
but who cares if you’re gay or not gay. is she nice? easy to sit near?
then just sit near her. just do that.
you know? be there.
My ex broke up with me, but she won’t stop sending mixed signals, which isn’t helping me get over her. What should I do?
punch her in the throat and then say “THAT’S WHAT MY HEART FEELS LIKE. STOP FUCKING WITH ME.”
have a cuddler on standby.