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James Franco takes gay roles, talks to gay magazines, once took a queer theory class and yet IS NOT GAY. This confounds the brain. Look how pretty he is. We like James Franco a lot. Howl!
Today a US District Court judge ruled that Don’t Ask Don’t Tell violates the First and Fifth amendments, and issued an injunction to stop the military from further discharges. We also had no idea…
2:17 am / g-chat / riese & laneia
- Laneia: art / life / art / life
- we are all kittens
- i'm going to reply via garamond i think
- Riese: that's a good choice
- i enjoy garamond
- Laneia: IT'S V FANCY
- Riese: my agent always wrote me in garamond
- so i'd feel like "oh, garamond! it's just like a book, like the book I should be writing for you!"
- but also i felt all fancied out after the email
- unable to create my own fancy afterwards
- Laneia: I bet
- it'll make me look v fancy and smart
- people will love me
- Riese: people will love you
- for using garamond
- not alex
- she hates it
- Laneia: i can't worry about alex. not now. not at a time like this
- Riese: everyone else will love you for it, especially me
- because i wrote my email in comic sans
- which everyone hates
- not just alex
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Who says gays can have all the fun? Not Budapest, where straight pride happened this weekend. But why go through all that trouble, really…
According to Florence Welch, aka Florence + The Machine, her debut album ‘Lungs’ deals with “whatever the f*ck comes out of my mouth”. In that respect, that album and this interview are very similar….
The official record of this one day when a bunch of stories on Google News made it seem as though the world cared about us, like we were real people. We have no explanation.
Hey it’s like four and i am sleepy and I just got into bed but Kelsey is kind of sprawled across it and won’t budge. What should i do?
i assume you slept on the floor or in the car because i didn’t reply to this quickly enough. if this happens again, and i think it will, i suggest you do one or more of the following:
+ take off your shirt
+ take off her shirt
+ move a stepladder to the foot of the bed. climb onto the stepladder. scream something memorable (“CHINA!”) and leap from the stepladder onto kelsey’s body. she is small. you have to really aim yourself.
+ cook potatoes
+ make a list of new names for yourself and when she wakes up, demand that she refer to you as [new name]. when she asks when you thought of [new name], say “WHEN YOU WERE ASLEEP ON MY SIDE OF THE BED YOU TINY TINY LITTLE THING.”
+ bite her
+ make the bed with her in it
+ lay directly on top of her in the exact same position she is in
+ type. people always wake up when you are typing. always. and they are always really excited to see you there. ‘excited.’
+ start a new tumblr called http://justcaughttakinguptheentirebed.tumblr.com
Thoughts on dating the bar tender?
YEAH I HAVE THOUGHTS.
they are, in order:
FREE DRINKS
NICE ARMS
STAYS UP LATE
FUCK YES
Went to Kazin’s class at night, after writing 2000-words in the afternoon (1st draft, fast, rough), and had a chat with him, and Harriet. Kazin says, “So you want to be a writer.” - with knowing sorrow. But wait till he reads what I have done. As a mater of fact, my writing is a teaching, and it would be impossible for me to teach if the others already know; yet I’m always impatient because they don’t know what I’ve done, am doing: but it’s better this way. One of the greatest incentives of the writer is the long business of getting his teachings out and accepted - a drive that says, “Ha-ha - wait and see!”
Jack Kerouac in his notebook (November 10th, 1948) (via predatorywaspobserver) (via bobdylan-) (via hoenheim) (via fuckyeahthebeatgeneration)
