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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

How do I remember to be agood host at ahouse party that will inevitably become incredibly loud, loose and messy? Is it rude to forget to keep :doing the rounds"?

i think so yes
i try to have +1 outgoing best friend/significant other/etc
who will take care of ‘doing the rounds’
while i smoke a joint on the fire escape
with 1 joint-haver, 1 girl i think is cute, 1 old friend
i tell myself 'it’s better this way,
nobody is here to see me anyhow’

i think i will change
i think i am going to change this about myself
i had a dinner party once
it went well, i fed 12+ people
paid attention to everyone

i think i am going to change this about myself
you should too
but don’t worry about the drunk people
don’t worry about anyone after 1am
they don’t know what they’re doing either
rounds are for pizza

Ask Riese anything

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