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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

How long d'you think is appropriate for me to want to die before I do something about it?

right now would be a good time to call 1-800-273-8255 or go to the psych ER at your local hospital or call 866-488-7386 or a good friend or a good family member if you have either of those things. or tomorrow. i would say ‘asap.’

i can’t tell you why to live or why to go on. sometimes there really is no reason besides that it’s just a thing that we do. you just go on, you just have to. i know it seems kinda silly sometimes but you do. it’s this weird strange thing about being a human where you have this contract with your body that you signed by being born and you have to go on.

“the world owes you nothing but we owe each other the world.”

nobody can go on without you. not one single person. none of us can go on without you.

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The Beatles - Because (Anthology 3 version)

Because the world is round
it turns me on
Because the world is round

Because the wind is high
it blows my mind
Because the wind is high

Love is old, love is new
Love is all, love is you

Because the sky is blue
it makes me cry
Because the sky is blue

Because was written by Lennon & recorded as a 3-part harmony by Lennon, McCartney and Harrison, overdubbed three times to make nine voices in all. It originally appeared on the Abbey Road album. A vocals-only version is included on the Anthology 3 album & is a glorious example of the haunting beauty of perfect harmonizing.

what’s the deal with all the sandwich references? am i missing something? is “make her a sandwich” code for something i’m unaware of? when did sandwiches get so sexy? also, i’m vegetarian and in need to some vegetarian sandwich recommendations. got any?

“what’s the deal with sandwiches?”
what’s NOT the deal with sandwiches, should be your first question. i can’t even address the rest of those. it’s like you don’t even know me.
HERE EAT THIS:
9-grain bread (lightly toasted) or sourdough (not toasted), smashed avocado or cream cheese with chives, cucumbers (thinly sliced), leaf lettuce or spinach, sprouts, tomato, roasted red pepper (homemade; do not buy that shit in a jar i will flay you), mushrooms if you’ve got room, NO RED ONIONS, salt + pepper.

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