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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Why do you keep stealing content from L-Chat?

Because I don’t have an original thought in my head and when I ask my interns or co-workers to think thoughts and write words into sentences with a point of some kind and maybe add an image, they look back at me with a ‘confused’ facial expression which seems to convey a feeling like 'are you fucking kidding me i am not going to write a thing. for crying out loud’ and then they DO cry out loud and FUCK I hate it when girls cry.

Honestly, I’ve personally got very low-range reading/writing skills and therefore find it easier to just copy and paste chat room or message board posts/conversations into autostraddle wordpress, pop google image search’s selection for our keywords into the middle and publish that sucker.

normally, autostraddle prefers to write its own articles on a variety of topics of interest to a particular demographic, but with all the meth I’ve been doing lately and my Master Cleanse coming up, I just really, really, really, really can’t be bothered. I just moved to San Francisco area as you may have heard. Also normally we would cite all of our sources, but gave up that 'cause you know, why link people away to something way more awesome and excitant than us. that change is also drug-related. It’s just been a rough time. I just want my daughter back. And my dignity. I need a cocktail

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Why am I so fucking emotional when I’m on my period? This is awful. I’ve cried 6 times today. I guess it’s not the best time to watch Marley & Me, is it? I think I’d be depressed for a month. I’m sorry, I REALLY hate my period.

well hormones, obviously.
i relate to this with a veracity you’d need to see to believe. entire relationships have ended because of how emotional i’ve been during pms.
for me, the best solution is to be alone - w/out any social media tool or human face. sunshine is good. books and movies are nice because they force you to focus on one thing other than yourself. art projects, also. this is probably the best time to collage or write. stay away from music / twitter / facebook / texting / alcohol.
do i sound even crazier now?
when all else fails, call your best friend - the one who lets you cry and doesn’t hold it against you later. god those are hard to find.

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I was going to ask a question but it felt too invasive. I am anonymous but I still do not want you to think I am an asshole. But I do want to ask you a question so…if I handed you a blank sheet of paper right now, what would you do with it?

i would write excerpts from Inferno, Doris zines, and chats with riese all over it, turn it into either a boat, balloon or bird via origami and then give it back to you.

ask me the other question.

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Does it make you angry when people make statements on your formspring, instead of asking questions? Because sometimes I just want to tell you things.

no not at all. we just thought it would be funny to put them all in one place. i like everything everyone says / asks me on formspring, even the mean things. some of the questions take longer to answer than others b/c they deserve real thought and some of the statements are just nice to see and would make amazing lists on autostraddle.
i mean who doesn’t want to talk about gravy?
wish you were here. i want to draw pictures with you. really.

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