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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

There’s a librarian in my city who’s hella cute. I want to ask her out but I don’t know her outside of seeing her in the library working. How do I say Hi without creeping her out? *_*

don’t touch her butt while saying HI
or spit on her or take your top off while saying HI
don’t show your fangs while saying HI

just say hi in a nice voice and smile maybe
then take a book from the shelf and chop it in half with your hand to show her how strong you are and then read both halves to her to show her how smart you are
THEN take your top off

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this girl i maybe like asked me to dinner on sat. & as dinner was ending, asked if i wanted to go to a movie. it was a late movie, didn’t start for 90 min. & she had to get up early to run a duathlon. but we still went. was this a date or a friend thing?

i am too hung up
on the word ‘duathlon’
to answer this question
sounds like a date though
she risked her life to sit next to you in a dark room
she risked losing the duathlon

duathlon
pudding

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when someone you love dies. when does it get easier/stop hurting? or does it?

the first year is the hardest
after that it sort of stays the same
a dull, pervasive ache.
here and there a day will slay you
here and there a year will sear you
but mostly it just stays the same

you go on
you don’t think you can go on
but you go on

on topic:
http://marielynbernard.blogspot.com/2008/12/year-in-review-2008-all-i-know-is-that.html

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