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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
Jules, y'know, honey… this isn’t real. You know what it is? It’s St. Elmo’s Fire. Electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere. Sailors would guide entire journeys by it, but the joke was on them… there was no fire. There wasn’t even a St. Elmo. They made it up. They made it up because they thought they needed it to keep them going when times got tough, just like you’re making up all of this. We’re all going through this. It’s our time at the edge.
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What is your dayjob laneia?

THIS.
wake up at 5:45, take a shower / get dressed
make breakfast, pack lunches
tell a 5 yr old where his socks are, beg an 11 yr old to wear a different shirt for a change (or any variation of these things)
take the 5 yr old to kindergarten where i pretend to be like other mothers who are there in gym clothes or business casual while i’m in ripped jeans and a kathleen hanna t-shirt
GO TO STARBUCKS, hope to see katie the cute barista but hope she doesn’t talk to me b/c i haven’t had coffee yet and she makes me a nervous fucking wreck anyway
EAT SOMETHING
TURN ON COMPUTER
open the following tabs, in this order: gmail, AS dashboard, AS, facebook, tumblr, formspring, google search, thesaurus.com, pandora
open tweetdeck, read
CHECK EMAIL, file emails accordingly, take notes
LOOK AT THE DASHBOARD / DRAFTS, edit a thing or email someone who needs to write / rewrite a thing
MAYBE COMPOSE A DRAFT OR 3 OR NOT
email people who need someone to say something to make them feel better
email people because i need someone to say something to make me feel better
TALK TO RIESE / OTHER PEOPLE ON GCHAT
DO OTHER AS-RELATED THINGS THAT ARE MAYBE TOO SILLY TO TALK ABOUT
refresh tumblr, maybe answer a formspring question
read / send more emails, take more notes
EAT SOMETHING
put in one load of laundry
MAYBE TAKE A WALK TO TRADER JOE’S OR DRIVE TO TARGET OR A BOOK OR RECORD STORE OR CHECK THE P.O. BOX
pick up the 5 yr old from kindergarten
DO ALL OF THESE THINGS, NOT NECESSARILY IN THIS ORDER: prepare a snack, read through notes sent home by teacher, supervise homework, listen to stories, clean out lunchboxes, receive phone calls, dictate chores, make dinner, do dishes, fold / put away (or not) laundry, listen to more stories, give advice, bath time, bed time
STAY UP UNTIL 12 - 2AM REPEATING STEPS “CHECK EMAIL” THROUGH “TAKE MORE NOTES”

Ask Laneia anything

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I’m ridiculous and unable to differentiate between you and Laneia when I read AS. Any tips? :s

me: what are some differences between us
i feel like you really like avocados and i only sorta like avocados, although they are growing on me

laneia: i do like avocados a lot
i’m more openly needy
you’re not
i’m short and you’re tall
i like college football and you would rather slam your head in a car door than even listen to 5 seconds of it, i think

me: you have two kids
little humans that you birthed
that’s another difference

laneia: yes

me: also i think you are better at makeup and hairstyles

laneia: i disagree with that

me: you like beer more than i do

laneia: you’re better at getting ready for nighttime things

me: i don’t like wearing flip-flops

laneia: i only want flip flops
i’m a hippie trapped in the suburbs. are you a hippie
i think you are

me: yes i am

laneia: you’re generally better at being alive than i am
you do things that are good for you
whereas i wallow

me: this conversation has taken a turn for the worse

laneia: no i just meant that i find some solace in settling in a feeling for a while, and you immediately find a way to fix it. i kind of cultivate it and then fix it.

me: you are better at email

laneia: i can’t read on subways

me: i can

laneia: do you have SEVERE VERTIGO

me: no

laneia: i almost fell off my sofa answering that question about the hot air balloon ride
i had to take a xanax and lie down

me: we both like to take a xanax and lie down

laneia: yes that is a thing i really love

Ask Riese anything

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you went to Sarah Lawrecnce for a while, right? what did you think? why did you leave? (hi i am a high school senior and this shit is difficult, ‘this shit’ being college applications)

i did
i left because i needed to take time off
and put my brain back into my skull
i didn’t go back because
even with my brain back in my skull
it still cost like 45K a year
which is a lot of money
for a little girl who didn’t know what she wanted in the world
university of michigan was way cheaper,
so i packed up my brain and went home.

Ask Riese anything

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