Autostraddle Calendar Girls via Jaime is Miss November
It’s one thing to lose a majority; it’s another to lose what was a Democratic seat to Rand Paul, who opposes parts of the Civil Rights Act and whose supporters have been known to physically attack counterprotesters.
Prop 19 failed so that means no marijuana-induced anarchy in California! Also apparently there’s some sort of serious Republican Invasion happening, which sounds pretty wild. Christine O'Donnell lost…
My dad is very sick. I’m sitting in the hospital. I’m finding it hard to breath
i love you.
i’m sorry.
i was you and now i’m not. i wish i had a hospital room to sit in tonight.
things will be ok. i mean, you know, they won’t, really. but someone will send you a poem or talk to you until 2 a.m. and you’ll feel like everything isn’t falling apart.
because everything isn’t.
just a few things are.
i love you.
i want to hook up with this realllyyy hot chick but i can’t reconcile her political beliefs enough to even talk to her when we’re not drunk. help?
i will not help you. no.
there are probably at least 30 hot and smart girls living w/in a reasonable radius of you, and they’re wondering where all the cute political girls are AND YOU’RE TOO BUSY CHASING THIS GIRL TO EVEN NOTICE.
jesus.
why did you only write straight erotica?
because i wanted to make money so i could do other things i wanted to do
also
because i didn’t think i had enough experience with girls
to write about it
because i didn’t know how to have sex with a girl
or write about it
i did, though, anyhow
the two erotica stories i wrote that have been published/re-published the most – one was about a bisexual girl and the other was about a bisexual boy
and also i published lesbian erotica 2x:
1. a story about a girl who went to see an apartment and had sex with the girl who owned the apartment
2. a story called “straight on til morning” about a girl who went bowling and took home a boy she met there and when they got back to the girl’s place, the girl discovered the binding and consequently that the boy she took home was actually a girl and then they fucked and there were, somehow, powdered donuts involved and a lot of Peter Pan and confectionery-related symbolism.
in retrospect
i had no idea what i was talking about
but i guess it didn’t matter
now that i almost know what i’m talking about
i don’t think i could write about it
it’s too close
A progressive Chicago-area synagogue, which serves gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender Jews, learned it was the target of a foiled mail bomb plot. Was this meant to be a general message of hatred…
Portia de Rossi walks Oprah through the eating disorders she developed as a result of being a teen model and the stress of hiding her sexuality as she climbed the Hollywood ladder. Her story is…
