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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I just discovered Lezberado (and it’s millions of views) on YouTube. Then there’s autowin/straddle. How does it feel to be famous on the internet?

i think it feels similar to being not-famous on the internet
i’m sitting in a room on a machine typing words onto a screen or posting ideas or images on a screen while other people type words to respond to the words that i write/say/present. i feel like you’re doing the same thing. the biggest difference probably is my formpsring inbox and all the hot chicks blowing up my chatbox

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It worries me that most lesbians like skinny girls, im kind of chubby and that makes me very self conscious

i don’t prefer skinny girls
i don’t know about the other lesbians
i AM a skinny girl,
so i want a human lovething who is not like me in some way
someone different
there’s a few physical ways to be different
like gender presentation, body size/type, etc.
suddenly i feel like i am talking
about something really personal
does that ever happen to anyone else

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i’m sitting in bed wearing boxers and a stolen tee eating grocery store sushi and listening to tegan and sara. there’s a girl i like but i also like other people and she wants to like only me. if i cry am i crazy? am i crazy anyway/always? tell me i won’t

OMFG WORD LIMIT. hate it.
ok cry.
go ahead and cry. also you need to maybe throw a thing or three and stare at the wall for a bit.
wait. stop.
wait.
you’re not crazy.
you’re not.
that thing that you want - the thing you know you want - don’t lose sight of that. this is a horizon / boat situation.
you’re the boat.

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In response to the question of the autostraddlers being too young, i’m afraid that I’ll be too old considering i’m young 30s. I get intimidated by all these hipsters b/c I do know who Mr. Miyagi is, respect him. Wax on. I want to see older women there k?

BABY BABY i will be a full thirty years old in three months you are NOT too old woman and the other chick is NOT too young because we’re all in this together
once we know
that we are
we’re all stars!
and we seeee that!
we’re aaaall in thissss together
and it shows
when we stand
hand in hand
make our dreams come truuuue!

[see what i did there]

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I REALLY want to meet the autostraddlers (Is that a word?) in my area, but I’m worried they’ll think I’m weird since I’m younger than most of the women on the site…

i think you would be surprised re: the age of ‘most’ of the women on autostraddle. it’s a pretty fucking vast demographic. i mostly just hope that people are older than my son, but whatever, you know?
HEY don’t be scared of older lesbians. we’re like mr. miyagi, but sexier. FUCK WAIT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS.

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