are you in a romantic relationship at the moment? not with a sandwich, mind you. with an actual living, breathing, hoping human.
i don’t know how to answer this.
no.
i guess not.
I love my body naked. I feel beautiful in the nude. But I am so damn insecure about wearing clothes - always worry about what I’m wearing and how it looks on me. I don’t know why! Why can’t I just go around naked all the time????????
i relate to this with almost 100% accuracy
it’s like clothes sit on my body weirdly
you should try leggings / jeggings and either tank tops or giant shirts.
idk.
i’m currently watching a man cook a pig on a hillside in what i can only assume is italy and he doesn’t seem to give a shit about how dumb he looks in this hat, so maybe we’re just overthinking it.
I am in Cleveland and would like to meet that person who asked. my email is ahlc1324 [at] gmail [dot] com.
i feel like okcupid for people who don’t want to join okcupid
I’m 22 and I don’t think I’m very good at sex. Will I get better?
yes, didn’t you see the video
it gets better
you get better
like so much better
i think my first time
i mostly just laid there
i’d had a lot of boxed wine
i think i’m better now
idk
your kids call you laneia? i’ve always imagined that my kids would use my first name. what’s your reasoning?
they use my name because ‘mom’ is a title like 'captain’ and i didn’t want them to feel like we were separated by rank or something.
2 things 1 My long distance girlfriend of 2 years is about to come out to her ultra Catholic parents and I’m not there to cuddle her when she cries.Fuck. 2 In law school in UK and was accepted to Berklee music (same city as my gf). Do I drop out and go?
you only live once
may as well do something you want
I want to impress a pretty lady with a cute date. You’re pretty cute, what do you think would be a good date?
i want to walk in a park i’ve never been to and drink hot chocolate at a cafe i didn’t know existed and shop for used books i didn’t know i needed.
She took “interested in men” off her facebook after we snuggled so that’s basically a green light, amiright?
it’s practically a flashing neon sign
Oh my god. I’m meeting my local autostraddlers tomorrow and I’m freaking out. How do I calm down?
take deep breaths and say, “if laneia can do it, literally anyone can do it. literally. anyone.”
i really want a sandwich, a burger or something with egg, but i’m afraid the temporary crown i got after root canal might fall. should i risk it? all i can think of is 2 eggs, fresh basil, pepperoni, on buttered italian bread. maybe some cheese.
i’ve had a temporary crown for like, a year. chew on the other side.
P!nk’s Greatest Hits Record is about to drop but my fangirl heart knows it should probably be a two-disc set with the list of songs contained in this post. This is very important.
do you hate answering questions? your answers seem somewhat bitter and sarcastic lately.
BITCH I WILL CUT YOU
DON’T TEST ME
what happened to Laneia, she’s practically disappeared from formspring is everything ok with her??
her mom was in town all last week so she had a lot of lunches to eat