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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

How much of a turn off are quite bad stretch marks to you? please be honest. Have you got them?

listen grasshopper: listen almost every grown woman has stretch marks. including me and you and almost everyone we know. also, the blue-black stretch marks i had on my ass as a teenager have faded perfectly white in a few years. and the ones on my ‘chest’ have literally disappeared. but srsly. who cares. you grew. it happens.

there’s an ani difranco lyric, i got highways for stretchmarks / see where i’ve grown
i like that

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she said she liked me..and then said we should just be friends. she has a gf but we’ve kissed and spooned on more than one occasion. i really like her and we spend way too much time talking to eachother. what gives. should i just move on?

yes

if she wants you then she should break up with her girlfriend and then come to your livingspace perhaps unannounced and when she hugs you, you will hesitate at first and then hug her back and then she should say, “i’m all yours,” and then you can spoon for as long as that lasts.

in the meantime,
don’t ever expect the aforementioned situation to ever happen.

move on. move forward.

whatever is meant to be will be.
if you love something set it free.

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