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Why didn’t you appear in the AS It Gets Better video?

because i refuse to participate in a campaign as classist, racist and pointless as the ‘It Gets Better’ campaign, as well as my personal vendetta against dan savage based on his earlier derogatory comments towards fat women and lesbians in general.
JK i couldn’t get my shitty webcam to work properly.

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Answers is a funny word. Why is there a w in answer if you don’t pronounce it? You could spell it as “ansers” and it still sound like answers.

ikr

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Hello. I plan on winning the lottery. I would like to give lots of money to AS. How would you feel about being insta-funded? Is that presumptuous of me? Like money should autofix everything la la la? I just want good things for you guys.

yes money would be good.
this is a good plan.

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hi laneia. i have a bottle of vodka on my table and i just realized i don’t like sprite. i was pushed into buying sprite. can you recommend something i can mix this lonely bottle of vodka with. sincerely. nice person who used to cook a lot and misses her

hi
+ tonic
+ ginger ale
+ cranberry juice
+ tomato juice
+ red bull
+ ice

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i drunkenly acquired the domain astrosaddle.com and now am unsure wtf to do with it. I think I should set it up to forward to autostraddle.com, that would be a good thing to do maybe. or porn.

you’re a real forward thinker
i like it

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Now that I’ve been with a girl I’m finding it really hard to date guys. Uh oh.

gay

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When you meet someone IRL and introduce yourself, do you say LAH-NEE-AH or LIN-EE-AH?

i say it really fast and let them figure out what i said and just go from there

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I’d like to tell you that you’re amazing. And strong. And awesome. When I read things you write, my heart is happy. Sometimes I put them in my quote journal. So yes, there it is.

i liked this

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I’m not out to my family yet. What is a good way to not get upset at them when they keep asking when I am going to find a boyfriend? It’s making holidays stressful.

+ small intermittent sips of whiskey / vodka
+ deep breaths
+ pretend you didn’t hear the question and continue on as if it hadn’t been asked
+ come out

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i’m a female bisexual. Do you think i’m a weirdo/odd if i don’t find cunnilingus or fellatio (whether girl/girl, boy/girl or boy/boy) to be sexy most of the time??

no i don’t think you’re weird

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thank you

no problem

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I feel like my world has fallen apart. Everyone is gone. Away or dead. Everyone I cared about. Or shut down. Or shutting me out. I don’t know how to be numb. I don’t know how to exist or to disappear. Not a question, just reaching out, I guess.

i love you

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do you ever wish you could be a pirate, like to ones in fairy tales?

a gnome
i wanted to be a gnome

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is this what you thought your formspring would become? do you like gatorade?

yes and no
only the blue stuff

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What are your thoughts on Kelly Clarkson?

1. that time melia or ashley said that they went to her house and she was wearing a t-shirt that read “fuck yoga” and how it pissed them off.
2. celeste singing and shaking her head from side to side with her eyes shut tight.

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