Dreidel, dreidal, dreidal, I made you out of clay.
Meet the girl you’ll be staring at for thirty days starting exactly one year from today. For ‘Real.’
do you really think it gets better is pointless? it kept me from killing myself. i mean, i love you laneia, but i feel like my life (and many others) sort of keeps the project from not having not having a point…?
SIGH.
did you read the whole response? did you see the JK part? where i said i was JK? JK means i was just kidding. the J is for just and the K is for kidding.
come on srsly. have i ever been that much a bitch? i mean, really?
GOOD FUCKING GRIEF. I’M TRYING OUT HERE, I REALLY AM.
i’m going to take a hot bubble bath and drink some mineral water and figure out how to open and eat these pistachios EVEN FASTER.
maybe while i’m gone everyone will read all of what i write instead of just the shitty part which was actually, by the way, one of the top five funniest things i wrote today.
MAN THIS JOB IS HARD. jesus.
is it possible that I’m gay (not bisexual) even though I once reallyreally loved a boy?
i once really loved a boy named gabe. he rode horses wearing a cowboy hat and smelled like fabric softener + hay and got snacks for me and the only thing he ever did wrong was break up with me. he was so cute. brown eyes.
oh, so the answer is yes, you can be gay.
obvs.
you can be whatever you want to be. did you not watch mister rogers?
please tell me that, after much agressive tampon usage and general life (but no sex, NB), my hymen is no longer in tact! this is what i assumed but my friends are telling me itll break when i have sex, and hurt badways… so many mixed msgs!!
“agrgessive tampon usage”
love it
um i don’t remember my hymen, so you’ll probs be fine. or you’ll scream and cry and bleed all over yourself!!! no srsly you’ll be fine.
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“I believe that the impact would be devastating to me, my family, my unit, the military, our country and the world!”
Sarah: fuck republicans Rachel: why do they hate everything beautiful and good
Today’s report confirms that a strong majority of our military men and women and their families – more than two thirds – are prepared to serve alongside Americans who are openly gay and lesbian. This report also confirms that, by every measure – from unit cohesion to recruitment and retention to family readiness – we can transition to a new policy in a responsible manner that ensures our military strength and national security…
with our nation at war and so many Americans serving on the front lines, our troops and their families deserve the certainty that can only come when an act of Congress ends this discriminatory policy once and for all.Today I call on the Senate to act as soon as possible so I can sign this repeal into law this year and ensure that Americans who are willing to risk their lives for their country are treated fairly and equally. Our troops represent the virtues of selfless sacrifice and love of country that have enabled our freedoms. I am absolutely confident that they will adapt to this change and remain the best led, best trained, best equipped fighting force the world has ever known.
Why do you tell strangers so many private and intimate things about yourself?
because if i don’t tell you what it’s like to be a short shy awkward lesbian atheist sweaty hippie southern anxious weirdo anemic mother of two ex-wife ex-vegetarian non-practicing vegan half-orphaned sincere semi-lonely temporarily melancholy self-medicating almost- thirty-year old who looks seventeen and didn’t listen to riot grrrl when it could’ve mattered but acts like she did anyway, who will?
I was wondering, how long do you think someone should wait before moving in with their partner? Is a year too soon? Must. Not. Uhaul.
i recommend never moving in with anyone ever