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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

i feel like my priorities are all wrong and I worry about everything wrong, like I do feelings wrong and everything. is this normal? the inside of my brain sloshes around and I can’t focus.

it’s probably not ‘normal.’ i say this because that’s how i felt for a year and then i talked to 3+ people about it and they suggested i speak to a doctor, so i did that and she gave me pills and now i’m not sloshy anymore.
i also think you should take a walk. i’m real proponent of walks.

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So I need your help/advice. How do you get over someone that you’re still in love with and every time you think you’re finally getting over them, all they have to do is say something, anything, to you and you just fall back in love all over again?

this happened to me once
i rented a car and put all my stuff in it
and then i drove that car from michigan to new york city
and put my stuff in a room in manhattan

in other words
i have no idea
i think you need to get as far away from them as possible
even if it’s not to another city
just farther
take up a sport of some kind
try to have your friends around a lot
do things with your friends
i think the only way to not fall back in love with this person
is to not listen to them saying something, anything

(‘cause that’s not nice, really, she should let you get over her!)

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do i need to blog

when did i last blog

should i lay in a fetal position

how many days have passed without new content can a blog survive

will this blog have zero hits a day
can blogger cancel my account
when will the next news item arrive
what is bookforum waiting for
nylon’s article on muumuu house is in march and i can link that
but what month is it right now,
really early in february
can a blog survive
am i going to die

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I’m going to fucking kill my roomie’s boyfriend if he doesn’t take a shower WHY DO BOYS SMELL?! What the fuck, do boys just not care? Or is it some kind of gene thing where they just can’t smell things girls can? I mean it’s his feet! Can’t he tell??

no. just like i can’t tell that i have put on so much fucking perfume that it’s practically impossible to enter my ozone layer, the boy cannot tell that his feet smell. people don’t smell themselves, otherwise people would not smell as bad as most people smell. I HAVE A VERY SENSITIVE SENSE OF SMELL.

here’s what you should do: when you’re all sitting together like in the living room or something and his feet smell – make sure your shoes are off too – say “GOD, WHO’S FEET STINK?!” like it’s a jokey thing that you talk about all the time. You know those people who are always drawing attention to gross bodily functions in a socially acceptable manner? Be that person. And then smell your own feet and be like IT’S NOT ME! and then your roomie’s bf will have to smell his feet and if he doesn’t, you’re going to have to, and then you have to be really funny and big about it. it’s best if you have another friend there to back you up, who can be like SHIT YOUR FEET ALWAYS STINK.

we’re all animals.

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