you and your bottom girl have many sweet afternoons ahead of you, lying in the grass and looking at the stars, or lying on your bed and looking at the fake stars on your ceiling. i bet you have really soft pillows and hair
HERE’S THE THING: i can’t answer that b/c i don’t know what the attention whore is going to text you. if you get a text and you think, “these words inspire me to say other words” then for the sweet sweet love of christ please do say those words. however if you have to think FOR EVEN ONE MINUTE about what you might write back to her or exert any kind of social or emotional energy unlikely to generate any rewards – ignore it.
via NSFW Sunday – also Hey! If you asked me or laneia a sex-related question on formspring, we’ve put them in this post for the peanut gallery to pitch in. So go ask/answer/tell somebody something.
GIRL
do not have sex with your art teacher or your art teacher will not have a job anymore and it’s really hard to find work these days srsly.
good lord just FOCUS ON THE FUTURE. you’ll be at college in like 8 months or something JUST CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
i have lots of friends who are girls and also lesbians so it’s kinda like i have 234545 girlfriends and sometimes i have sex with a couple of them.
you know?
why is this a problem. from what i remember, freshmen are pretty into the idea of dating seniors. right? isn’t that still how the world works? i feel so old. you’re making me feel old.
oh wait, is this b/c you don’t know if she’s gay? ok that would be a problem i guess.i don’t have a solution for that. sorry.
have you applied to universities? you need to focus on the future, where there are lots of lesbians who aren’t 9th graders.
Can you get yourself or another female ‘off’? Do you find kissing to be an erotic experience? Do you know what a “bottom” is? Then you’re five steps ahead and should really not be keeping that…
do it (yes, we know “gay” doesn’t include everyone in the GLBTQ community. That word was used as an attention-grabber, w/r/t the way “gay” is used colloquially in the world. That’s why all the other text is there, to tell you that we’re not JUST looking for people who identify as “gay,” but everyone. It’s “additional information.” Ok holy shit there are a lot of us. xoxoxo )
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