Haviland & Riese Vlog #1 lozo’s video blog (via marielyn176)
so I feel stupid even asking this, but I’m extremely self conscious about my hair “down there” What do other lesbians like?! Do I painfully wax everything off, should I just keep it trimmed? I’m freaking out but everyone I ask tells me to do what I prefer
mkay so for the most part, i feel like people prefer / expect things to be tidy on the sides (via shaving / waxing) and trimmed kinda short everywhere else (via scissors / schick quattro http://amzn.to/hyWVwt )
so like, nothing long enough to tickle someone’s nose when they’re giving you ‘oral pleasure.’
or some people really like for everything to be waxed off which, i mean, i don’t think it would be a deal-breaker either way, you know?
i feel like answering this question was probably the apex of my career as executive editor at the leading independently-owned lesbian website, autostraddle dot com.
I’m a straight girl, who I guess you could definitely say is “bi-curious”. Do you have any suggestions on how I could explore being “bi-curious”? How I could meet gay girls without freaking them out or something? It seems impossible.
it’s not impossible! there are some gay girls, as a matter of fact, who LIVE to meet bi-curious straight girls. it’s like, their hobby. also there are other gay girls who don’t care if you’re straight or gay, as long as you’re cute and nice and willing to cuddlefuck.
and anyway it’s not like you have STRAIGHT stamped across your face, you know?
but maybe don’t think of yourself as straight or bi-curious, just think of yourself as [your name]. and right now [your name] wants to make-out with a girl. nbd.
obvs everyone is going to ask but, why that tattoo? what does it mean?
one time a girl i really love said a lot of beautiful things about me – like, really great things; things i’d never thought of – and when she was done, i knew i had to get a deer tattooed on my arm.
Do you think it’s a fruitless pursuit to try make a non-monogamist into one? She likes me alot and you’ve got to settle down eventually. She says she’s ready for something serious and I’m pretty great. Brace myself for possible disappointment, or dive in?
both
(this applies to all things)
(everything)
(seriously)
Hypothetically speaking, Laneia. It’s our 5yr. Would you like it if I made you a mix cd in book form (elizabethtown style) explaining what these songs have meant through our relationship? Even though I make you mixes all the time?
yes i would like that
i would also like some dark chocolates / syrah in a hotel / cabana by the sea
my roommate had sex with her boyfriend on my bed without telling me, and i heard this from my best friend. i feel like killing everyone in this house.
did she wash your sheets? if she didn’t wash your sheets, i suggest masturbating or having sex on her bed while you’re on your period and then not telling anyone. if she notices then say “maybe someone had sex on your bed and they were on their period?” or something like that. she can’t say “ew, people shouldn’t have sex on other people’s beds” because if she says that then she’s a LIAR and liars never prosper
do girls who are attracted to men also thing penises are weird/gross looking? none of my straight friends will answer my questions…
yes, that’s what condoms are for, to cover up the penises so we don’t have to look at them
Eight holiday drinks! One for each night of Hanukkah! Which is already over but don’t let that stop you from celebrating. Later on we can hunt for Easter eggs. What? I don’t know. Aren’t excerpts…
OMG Laneia, I love you but I never thought of you as a “cock blocker” let the girl in high school have sex with her teacher, she could die tomorrow (certainly hope not) without fulfilling an important fantasy. (for reals)
oh well if we’re gonna live life like we’re dying tomorrow, i have some urgent things to say to julie goldman brb
I saw your video and you’re adorable. can i steal you?
no you have to pay and there’s a really strict return policy
this is a collage i made to represent the things i look at in the evening via Things to Look at When You’re ‘Not Sober’ or Even When You Are, Whichever
